IMPROVEMENT

 

I am a big fan of John Maxwell’s leadership books and his newsletter. In this months article titled Improvising your approach to Improvement‘ he discusses how you can view improvement differently, offering 5 tips for improvement: developing habits, befriending discipline, admitting mistakes, measuring progress and continual change.

I love this paragraph on discipline:

In life, there are two kinds of pain: the pain of self-discipline and the pain of regret. The pain of self-discipline involves sacrifice, sweat, and delayed gratification. Thankfully, the reward of improvement softens the pain of self-discipline and makes it worthwhile. The pain of regret begins as a missed opportunity and ends up as squandered talent and an unfulfilled life. Once the pain of regret sets in, there’s nothing you can do other than wonder, "What if?"

The point on change is also very interesting:

Continual change is essential for improvement. One of the great paradoxes of success is that the skills and qualities that get you to the top are seldom the ones that keep you there. The quest to improve forces us to abandon assumptions, embrace innovation, and seek new relationships. If we’re complacent for too long, we’ll fall behind the learning curve. Once this happens, it’s a steep, uphill climb to get back to the top.

I can remember a customer once saying to me when we had reached a very strong position within an account: ‘Now don’t start acting like XXX, the reason why you are here is because they became complacent and arrogant’.

The climb back to the top of the hill is steep indeed and when you are on top, the toughest place to be. After all, you have to set your goals on the big blue sky ahead ….

IF THEY LIVED IN BARRIE

 

An email is floating around ‘What celebrities would look like if they lived in Barrie‘ (Which is a place I use to live near in Canada). These were taken from a site which appears to love satirizing celebrities, found here. The Tom Cruise picture is the best, the power of Photoshop.

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MANDATING DATA PROTECTION

 

I read a story a week about a company or government entity that has lost a laptop and is freaking out because people’s privacy, key company or government data is now gone and at risk. The Daily Mail just sent a note to all of their journalists and freelancers about how all of their bank information was lost on a laptop:

The letters went out to journalists and other freelancers employed by Associated, which also publishes the Mail on Sunday and Metro, and regional newspaper publisher Northcliffe. Both are owned by parent company Daily Mail & General Trust.

Those affected were told their name, bank account number and sort code had been lost. The letter, from the group finance director, Simon Dyson, also advised them to consult a government identity theft website for advice. He apologised for any annoyance and inconvenience, saying the "incident was inadvertently caused by a technical issue".

When heading to a conference the other week, I received one of those famous emails with the word ‘ACTION’ in big letters in the subject. The email was quite simple: you have been identified that you have a laptop, you are running Vista and you are heading a conference so encrypt your drive using Bitlocker (drive encryption). There was a little euphemism in the email where they ‘offered to help you’ with this process at the conference with IT staff on hand (which really means, there are no excuses).

A quick search on the web served up these stories (there are hundreds)

Scary.The Privacy Rights Clearing House reported last month that 40% of reported private-sector data breach events in 2006 were due to laptop theft. Gartner Group came out with an interesting read on cloud computing this week – highlighting the security challenges ahead.

Nice thing, I didn’t need IT. It was one click and it was done. I am now secure.

SMELL

 

I spent 10 days in North America a week ago and while in a mall in Atlanta I noticed three things:

1. Everything was on sale.

2. Everything is cheaper in the US. Did I mention that it cost me £83 ($166CDN) to fill my car yesterday?

3. That you can smell an Abercrombe & Fitch store way before you see an Abercrombe & Fitch store. I walked in and there was a guy spraying their ‘scent’ around the store. A little overpowering but very distinct. Made me think about LUSH, which is the same way. You smell their stores way before you see them.

There is no doubt that scent triggers memories, experiences and in the case of the above, buying. A colleague of mine mentioned once that his son, who works in a travel agency, had suggested that they put coconut scents into the air vents to help people get into the vacation mood (great idea).

I wonder what the right scent is if you are a photocopier salesperson? (smile)

And all of this made me laugh when I read this. Leave it to the Japanese to automate retail scents!

QWERTY

 

I was in a session about coaching for high performance yesterday when the speaker made reference to the QWERTY keyboard:

The QWERTY keyboard layout was devised and created in the early 1870s by Christopher Sholes, a newspaper editor and printer who lived in Milwaukee.

With the assistance of his friends Carlos Glidden and Samuel W. Soule he built an early writing machine for which a patent application was filed in October 1867.[3] However, Sholes’ "Type Writer" had many defects: the printing point was located beneath the paper carriage, and so was invisible to the operator. Consequently, the tendency of the typebars to clash and jam if struck in rapid succession was a particularly serious problem, in that the mishap would only be discovered when the typist raised the carriage to inspect what had been typed.[4]

Sholes struggled for the next six years to perfect his invention, making many trial-and-error rearrangements of the original machine’s alphabetical key arrangement in an effort to reduce the frequency of typebar clashes. Eventually he arrived at a four-row, upper case keyboard approaching the modern QWERTY standard. In 1873 Sholes’ backer, James Densmore, succeeded in selling manufacturing rights for the Sholes-Glidden "Type Writer" with E. Remington and Sons and within the following few months the keyboard layout was finalised by Remington’s mechanics. Their adjustments included placing the "R" key in the place previously allotted to the period mark, thus enabling salesmen to impress customers by pecking out the brand name "TYPE WRITER" from one keyboard row. Vestiges of the original alphabetical layout remained in the "home row" sequence FGHJKL.[4]

In essence, the QWERTY keyboard was created to reduce the instances of typewriters getting jammed, a need that has long since disappeared – yet the QWERTY still exists. This has lead to the QWERY becoming a great example for us to ponder daily. Many things (rules, processes) exist today even though their original purpose no longer exists. As a leader, one must probe to find the original purpose to determine validity and ensure that the old paradigm is not holding the business back.

Two other points that I found worthy of noting:

  • An oldie but a goodie: ‘When you point your finger, notice how many fingers are pointing back at you’
  • ‘The only difference between a rut and a grave is depth’

POLO

 

This weekend was truly glorious in the old blighty – 28 degrees, sunny and beautiful. A perfect weekend to catch our first polo match.

I will admit, I knew nothing about polo as we drove to Coworth Park to watch the match. However, after a few minutes it became quite clear that it is a rather simple game – put the ball in the goal, change horses frequently and stay on.

A polo game has periods of play, known as chukkas (also chukkers). This term originated in 1898 and is derived from Hindi chakkar from Sanskrit chakra "circle, wheel" (compare chakka). Depending on the rules of the particular tournament or league, a game may have 4, 6 or 8 chukkas; 6 chukkas are most common.[1] Usually, each chukka is 7 minutes long, but some games are played in shorter chukkas. Between chukkas, the players switch to fresh ponies. In less competitive polo leagues, players may play only two ponies, alternating between them. For more competitive leagues, and in United States intercollegiate polo, each pony is played in at most two chukkas.

Along the side of the field are horses – waiting for their turn. These were pro teams so I was told that they would switch horses 5 or 6 times.

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The lad in the green hat was famous (did not catch his name) and wore the green as a family tradition. The announcer mentioned that his dad had been an international polo star. What I found interesting was the man to man (or horse to horse) coverage during play. Note the below how both riders are looking the other way while the horses fly down the field.

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The horses would often cluster and one had to wonder how many injuries happened as they came together as a group at breakneck speed. One can understand why the sport was used to train calvary horses in the old days.

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This fellow is the captain of the Australian team, who lost to England the next day in the big polo event of the year, the Cartier Cup. His team won on Saturday.

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The referee missed this one as the fellow in black hooked the fellow ahead of him by the arm.

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And of course, no event is complete without a glass of PIMMS on a beautiful sunny day. Brilliant.

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SHERIFF JOE

 

An article was forwarded to me about a US Sheriff Joe Arpaio who has taken a radically different approach to jails including the reintroduction of chain gangs, emptying the jails and making inmates live in tent cities and the elimination of what he views as perks …

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail?" says Arpaio, patrolling the dusty, barren grounds. "Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year."

Arpaio makes inmates pay for their meals, which some say are worse than those for the guard dogs. Canines eat $1.10 worth of food a day, the inmate 90 cents, the sheriff says. "I’m very proud of that too."

As the CNN article and the wikipedia entry show, his methods are not without detractors. As someone who watched Karla Homolka, one of Canada’s sickest serial killers, ‘thrive’ in jail while getting a degree, I have to wonder whether he is on to something.

As he says, maybe if it is really awful, they won’t come back. But fingerprinting after a traffic ticket? A little much.

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EDUCATING 4 YEAR OLDS ABOUT SEX WILL STOP TEEN PREGNANCY

 

In what can only be one of the most daft proposals I have ever seen, two leading sexual health charities in the UK are advocating compulsory sex education for children as young as four:

Julie Bentley, the Family Planning Association chief executive said ‘This is not about teaching four year olds how to have sex .. it’s like maths – at primary school children learn the basics so that they can understand more and more complex concepts at a later stage’

I read statements like this with an understanding that stupid people can be senior executives too.

On a lighter note, I was sitting in a presentation last week and a speaker made a great joke when talking about poor performance in an area of the business. He said ‘Our performance reminds me of high school sex. Everyone is talking about it, nobody is doing it’.

Julie Bentley, thanks for the laugh. I hope no one is listening to you.

MY INTERWEB MEANDERINGS THIS WEEK

 

Rock fan? Head to the Hard Rock web site and check out the memorabilia page. The quality of the images is unbelievable. Try this:

  • Click on ‘The Beatles’
  • Using the scroll wheel on your mouse zoom in on the letter to Sgt. Buddy Dresner from Paul (and the guys). Zoom in on the stamp. It is all of the Hard Rock cafes that have Beatles memorabilia. Zoom in on the third row down, second over from the left – the Paramount.
  • Continue to zoom in on the memorabilia that is on the left side of the entrance overhang. Wild.

Watched a few movies this week.

  • Wanted is matrix like with a few twist, turns and great action. Two thumbs up.
  • I was hoping Black Sheep would be like Lake Placid …. It was not.
  • Days of Glory is the heartbreaking story of four North African soldiers who fight for France during World War II and suffer through a culture of degradation and racism despite their heroic contribution to the effort to rescue France. A great film about a very sad topic.
  • Who would have thought that paying for gas could be one of the most cinematically tense scenes every filmed? No Country for Old Men is a depressing but brilliant. I do not need to watch it a second time.

The perfect age to get married according to the University of London: 31 years, 9 months. I was close.

30 minutes: The perfect power nap to boost motor skills and brain power according to the National Health Institute.

9am and 3pm: The perfect times to work out. Yah, right.

10.5 years: How much time I have left before I will reach the perfect age to write a blockbuster novel. Based on analysis of The Times bestseller list since 1955.

The reason why the urinals in Schiphol Airport are so clean. We men are so simple. LOL.

WHAT DID I JUST SIGN UP FOR?

 

I have been a subscriber to Harvard Business Review and the Harvard Management Update for many years. Recently I was invited to join their Advisory Council and as I was reading through the invite I was trying to decide – is this actually cool that I am being invited or simply a good piece of marketing where I am offering myself up for surveys?

It does say that I get access to different authors and previews. We will see. After all, if HBR cannot be the masters of marketing – who can?

PLAY TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER

An article in USA Today states the ‘Married couples who play together stay together’, a point of view that I subscribe to. From the article:

‘The more you invest in fun and friendship and being there for your partner, the happier the relationship will get over time’ …

One of the reasons couples have trouble is that they have different takes on fun and bonding, Parrott says. "Intimacy and friendship for a man is built on shared activity, but for women, shared activity is a backdrop for a great conversation. What she wants on date night is a time of intimacy and friendship. He’s disappointed because she’ll never go to a game or golfing, and it’s during shared activities that his spirit is most likely to open up."

Gender differences also showed up in another study by the Denver researchers. They asked a random phone sample of 908 people how long it had been since they had been on a date with their spouse; women, on average, said it had been twice as long as men. (In couples married 11 to 19 years, women said 17.8 weeks, and men said nine.)

Of course, no article would be complete without the requisite graph, this one analysing how much time couples spend together. I wonder if the below (perhaps) also reflects family changes also?

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Just proves that I am a lucky guy. My wife plays golf (smile).

CAT VERSUS DOG

 

We have a cat who seems to be the bane of my existance. Don’t get me wrong – he is the most affectionate, crazy, amazing cat you will ever meet. He has the personality of a dog. He is also, deep down, a little sadistic. He often eliminates right beside the litter tray and has this favorite spot on the welcome mat where he likes to mark his territory – so that when people walk in, they know who is boss.

This has been going on for years. A war of attrition that I don’t seem to be winning despite web camera spying (to prove to Narda that it was him) and every device know to mankind including a motion sensing air blow horn (I laugh each time it goes off .. and evil, mad scientist type of laugh because I won one for the good guys).

Which makes this particularly funny, and very true. My dog just loved me …. The lives of a dog versus a cat:

Dog’s Diary……

8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!

10:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!

10:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm – Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Cat’s Diary – Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released & seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously brain damaged.

THE WETTEST DAY OF THE YEAR

 

As we donned our rain gear and headed out of the Wentworth clubhouse and into the rain this morning one of my golf partners remarked that today was to be ‘one of the wettest days of the year’.

That is alright I said, golf is meant to be played in the rain. What are we? Mice or men? I would live to regret that. In my life, I have never, ever, been as wet as I was today.

The rain just kept coming. It would let up into a light downpour (only becoming a light sprinkle once) then when you would see a little light it would hammer you again. The odd thing being that it was not windy, so a couple of us were actually starting to get quite hot in our rain gear – even though we were getting wet. And rain it did and it did not stop when we crossed 9, or 14 or when we walked off the course many hours later. In fact, it is still raining and it is 9:30pm.

But the funny thing is, it was a fun round. Perhaps it was because it was not to cold or because we were playing match play which ended in a tie on 18. Perhaps it was because it was funny to watch one of us lose a ball in 2 feet of water in a bunker or attempt to putt through a literal river on the green. Perhaps it was because it was fun to watch a ball go into the cup and disappear as the cup overflowed with water. Who knows.

This picture shows you just how hard it was raining. Man did it rain! It rained like that all day.

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For your enjoyment, a cup that overfloweth.

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On one hole (I think it was 10) there was this beautiful four foot high berm covered in flowers that ran right across (at an angle) one fairway. I whacked a 5 wood and it bounced up and what looked like over. My companions were convinced it went over. I laughed and bet that it got stuck right on the top with all my luck.

I was right.

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The grimace is because I lost my footing as I swung pulling the wedge and almost hitting one of the other guys on the other side of the green. Footing is not a sure thing in driving rain.

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I am now finally dry. A good day. And of course … tomorrow will be a nice day, in the office.

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RANDOM NUGGETS FROM THE INTERWEB …

 

Check out the free WorldWide Telescope application. Amazing. If you have a USB telescope, the application will actually move your telescope around. Download it here.

A few of my favourite Seinfeld quotes (funny that they are all George):

  • George: ‘Jerry, just remember it’s not a lie if you believe it’
  • George: ‘When you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy’
  • George: ‘I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, ‘That’s why I’m not heterosexual’
  • George: ‘My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It’s one of the few things I do well’

It is amazing to see that many people believe that 9/11 was a giant conspiracy. A big part of the theory based on Building 7’s collapse without a direct hit. A fascinating summary can be found here. Bill Maher has an interesting perspective.

I just finished watching the 2nd season of the series ‘The IT Crowd’. Too bad it is over. Enjoy IT.

Seven bad bosses according to Star Trek, and how to survive them. ‘Got – to – be – a — good – boss – Scotty’

I laughed when I read the worst wedding toasts of all time. The reference to pond scum is one I like to make when I can.

LOOKING BACK: A YEAR IN THE UK

 

It has now, officially, been a year since our family moved to the UK, how the time flies by! This weekend I was cleaning up photos and reflecting on the last year with the following conclusions:

 

  • On risk:  I have often said that nothing worthwhile doing is every easy. The move to the UK was risky for many reasons; Would the family like it? Would I be successful in a new work culture? Would I enjoy living here? How would the boys integrate into a new school? In the end, as I said to a friend recently, life is about taking chances. Sometimes it pays off and ends exactly how you wanted to end, sometimes it goes awry and you learn a lesson or two, but in the end there is always some type of pay off. In this case, there were lessons learned and many successes, so the risk was absolutely worth it.
  • Experiences:  Life is all about experiences and memories. Prior to coming to the UK I was a luddite, opposed to change. Sitting in Canada we had a good life – good friends, family close by, great golf club, great ski club and a home with a great yard where we spent many happy hours lounging by the pool. But I had never really been anywhere, some US travel, trips to the Caribbean and a trip to the UK and Germany on business a decade ago. This year has taught me that there is a marvelous world out there with so much to see, experience, learn about and enjoy. I will never be the same. The last year has changed me beyond measure, I have the bug.
  • On family:  When you are in a new situation, it either brings you together or sends you farther apart. As we reflect on the experiences of the year, one thing is clear; our family has transformed into an International family and the experience has brought us even closer together. Life is all about the stories, we have many exciting family stories to tell.
  • On the UK:  I feel blessed to have had the opportunity to start our International travels here. The people of Britain are wonderful people with a history that is thousands of years old, a country pride that is deserved and a sense of humour that I truly enjoy. Britain is one of the greatest countries in the world and after a year, we have only scratched the surface.
  • On business:  In the end, what has been reaffirmed for me this year is that success is all about people. Regardless of the country I am in, if there are good people to work with, then success is within reach. Sometimes it may take a bit longer than you wish, there will be risks taken that payoff, there will be risks that you take that will fail and turn into learning experiences, but as long as you have good people, you will get there. I work with great people, success is there.

To summarize, as my boys said to Narda the other day ‘This has been the best year of our lives’. I cannot agree more.

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LOOKING BACK: A YEAR IN THE UK

 

It has now, officially, been a year since our family moved to the UK, how the time flies by! This weekend I was cleaning up photos and reflecting on the last year with the following conclusions:

  • On risk:  I have often said that nothing worthwhile doing is every easy. The move to the UK was risky for many reasons; Would the family like it? Would I be successful in a new work culture? Would I enjoy living here? How would the boys integrate into a new school? In the end, as I said to a friend recently, life is about taking chances. Sometimes it pays off and ends exactly how you wanted to end, sometimes it goes awry and you learn a lesson or two, but in the end there is always some type of pay off. In this case, there were lessons learned and many successes, so the risk was absolutely worth it.
  • Experiences:  Life is all about experiences and memories. Prior to coming to the UK I was a luddite, opposed to change. Sitting in Canada we had a good life – good friends, family close by, great golf club, great ski club and a home with a great yard where we spent many happy hours lounging by the pool. But I had never really been anywhere, some US travel, trips to the Caribbean and a trip to the UK and Germany on business a decade ago. This year has taught me that there is a marvelous world out there with so much to see, experience, learn about and enjoy. I will never be the same. The last year has changed me beyond measure, I have the bug.
  • On family:  When you are in a new situation, it either brings you together or sends you farther apart. As we reflect on the experiences of the year, one thing is clear; our family has transformed into an International family and the experience has brought us even closer together. Life is all about the stories, we have many exciting family stories to tell.
  • On the UK:  I feel blessed to have had the opportunity to start our International travels here. The people of Britain are wonderful people with a history that is thousands of years old, a country pride that is deserved and a sense of humour that I truly enjoy. Britain is one of the greatest countries in the world and after a year, we have only scratched the surface.
  • On business:  In the end, what has been reaffirmed for me this year is that success is all about people. Regardless of the country I am in, if there are good people to work with, then success is within reach. Sometimes it may take a bit longer than you wish, there will be risks taken that payoff, there will be risks that you take that will fail and turn into learning experiences, but as long as you have good people, you will get there. I work with great people, success is there.

To summarize, as my boys said to Narda the other day ‘This has been the best year of our lives’. I cannot agree more.

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STONEHENGE

 

On Father’s Day our family headed out to Bath for the weekend with a stop at Stonehenge on the way, a distinctly more enjoyable destination than Baconhenge.

What first strikes you about Stonehenge is that it is in the middle of nowhere. You come over a hill and there it is, at the intersection of two highways on top of a hill.

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The next thing I noticed was how cheap people were lined along the 6′ high fence and taking photos either through the fence or over the fence. Now, I don’t know about you, but if I travelled all that way to see Stonehenge, I would pay the fee to go in.

On the right of Stonehenge is the parking and this huge field full of sheep. As you can see by the above, we spent some time in the field walking around near the sheep. But, no matter how hard we tried, they would not let us pet them (smile).

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The place itself is pretty amazing. Like the Pyramids, it took a huge amount of effort to get the stones in place, especially the second stage of building stones:

The second and most dramatic stage of Stonehenge started around 2150 BC. Some 82 bluestones from the Preseli mountains, in south-west Wales were transported to the site. It is thought these stones, some weighing 4 tonnes each were dragged on rollers and sledges to the headwaters on Milford Haven and then loaded onto rafts. They were carried by water along the south coast of Wales and up the rivers Avon and Frome, before being dragged overland again to near Warminster in Wiltshire. The final stage of the journey was mainly by water, down the river Wylye to Salisbury, then the Salisbury Avon to west Amesbury.

This astonishing journey covers nearly 240 miles. Once at the site, these stones were set up in the centre to form an incomplete double circle. ( During the same period the original entrance of the circular earthwork was widened and a pair of Heel Stones were erected. Also the nearer part of the Avenue was built, aligned with the midsummer sunrise.)

The use is up for debate, but obviously it has some form of religious or practical use (i.e. marking the seasons). John O’Farrell has a good summary of Stonehenge:

No one quite knows why it was built, but it seems sensible to presume that some ancient ceremony took place there every year, hopefully slightly more meaningful than today’s annual beating up of New Age travellers by the local riot police ….

We know that they followed the movement of the stars and the planets, the presumption being that they worshipped the sun, which as religions go seems a bit ‘first base’, but then it was a long time ago. It is a temple of a civilization about which we know very little and so tend to presume was very simplistic. But they must have had a fairly advanced social structure; in addition to a good number of labourers or slaves they would have needed managers, engineers, surveyors and designers. Basically they must have had a middle class. How Stonehenge managed to get planning permission with all those objections from the ‘Friends of Salisbury Plain’ is just another one of its ancient mysteries.

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Each stone is slotted so that the horizontal pieces fit in ‘tongue and groove’, which is why they have stayed in place over the last 3500 years. It is also important to note that as much as another 1/3 of the rock lies in the ground as they dug them in to erect the stones and keep them standing upright. Amazing.

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The below is a ‘pre-retaliation shot (smile).

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And of course, it is always great when the sun is shining. Next, off to Bath.

OF ANDY MURRAY

 

While at Wimbledon I was drawn into the nationalistic fervour surrounding Andy Murray, the 21 year old Scot who was able to battle his way into the semi finals where he was completely, and utterly trounced by Nadal. In the Guardian, they described it this way:

He came, he saw, Nadal kicked his arse. The 21 year old 12th seed had raised British hopes by cruising through the first round: we sat up and looked interested: the second round: we renamed Henman Hill Murray Mount:and the third: we rebranded the Scottish player British. Then he looked like crashing out of the fourth round in straight sets, before staging the most terribly plucky comeback after his opponent had served for the match in the third set.

The crowd roared. Andy roared. He showed his biceps. Through to quarter finals! We felt like a top nation once again. Nadal beat him 6-3, 6-2, 6-4. Never mind. In that increasingly well rehearsed phrase – there’s always next year.

Of course, there is always Laura.

In reading about this phenomenon, what has been very interesting is the tone of the articles. A quick flip through the glorious interweb shows that young Andy has a checkered history and that people find him as charming as a rock. From his declaration that he would support anyone ‘but England’ in the world cup on his blog (which lead to a good old fashioned Scottish vs English battle on his blog) to his well documented tirades and asinine behaviour on and off the court. Universally, people are having a tough time liking the guy and cheering for him ‘despite who he is’.

 

    

When I was in the stands, I was caught up in rooting for a Brit to win. However, after only one exposure to his yelling and obnoxious hand pumping after winning each point (Andy – you need something new) I was left with a distinct impression that he is not much of a sportsman. Words like obnoxious, arrogant and spoiled brat come to mind.

Too bad. Go Laura!

GREAT EMAIL TIP: ONE SCREEN

 

Passed on to me a week ago: If you write an email and it is bigger than 1 screen – it is too long, people won’t read it.

The real art of writing is not how much information you put into it, it is how clearly you articulate those thoughts in as few words as possible. Writing a long email is easy, writing a short email is a lot harder.

A great tongue in cheek article on ‘How Not to Communicate Clearly’ from Queens.

WIMBLEDON

 

We had the good fortune to attend our very first tennis match on Saturday at Wimbledon. The weather was beautiful (again) and there was real excitement in the air as Britain was cheering for Andy Murray, the 10th seed Scot to pull a win.

As this was our first trip to Wimbledon, we decided to drive into town so that we could get back at our leisure. Of course, this meant paper based navigation as I had lent my TomTom to a Canadian friend who is the country for a few weeks. Big mistake. I successfully turned a 45 minute drive into a 1:30 minute drive. How did people get around before GPS?

Eventually arriving, we started the day at the Wimbledon Club, which is across the street;

Wimbledon Cricket Club was founded in 1854, just nine years after Surrey County Cricket Club. Early matches were played on Wimbledon Common. By the 1880’s visiting teams increasingly expected a permanent pavilion, which was not permitted on the Common, and in 1890 the Club moved to its present ground in Church Road, initially on a ten – year lease with an option to purchase the freehold after then years. This was duly exercised with the help of Debenture holders, most of who had no expectation of a return on their investment. When the debentures were redeemed in 1965 it was at the same price at which they had been issued.

It is interesting to note that Wimbledon started as a Croquet club:

The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, which is responsible for staging the world’s leading tennis tournament, is a private club founded in 1868 as The All England Croquet Club. Its first ground was situated off Worple Road, Wimbledon.

In 1875 lawn tennis — a game introduced by major Walter Clopton Wingfield a year or so earlier and originally called ‘Sphairistike’ — was added to the activities of the club.

We enjoyed a fantastic lunch, champagne and Pimms (again) while watching the members play tennis on the grass tennis court. We never drank champagne before coming to Britain, where it is a staple offering at dinner parties and events, and one that I have become quite fond of. Of course, there was also tea accompanied by strawberry’s and cream – nothing is more British than that on a summer day.

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I enjoyed looking at these lists as you entered. Note the ‘war years’ annotations.

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Then it was off to Wimbledon. What an amazing place. Packed to the rafters with 20 matches going on at all times, from world ranked professionals to boys and girls. The below map gives you a great idea of layout of the event.

           Map of the Grounds

We were fortunate to be sitting in centre court. I am not a big ‘sports watcher’ on TV, but I love it live. The atmosphere was electric.

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Of course, the royals have their own box. I forgot my invite on the kitchen table so the guards turned me away.

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The stadium is actually quite small. There really isn’t a bad seat in the house. It was a little irritating as I don’t have a zoom lens on my camera. A new lens is now ordered.

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The first match was between No.2 ranked Jelena Jankovic (SRB)[2] and No. 31 Caroline Wozniacki (DEN)[31]. It was an amazing match (with many surprised by Caroline’s tenacity). She was screaming the serves over the net at 106 mph (versus Jelena’s sub 100mph serves) and at times looked to have Jelena on the ropes. As the match progressed, Jelena began to limp, calling out her trainer to put a tensor bandage on her knee (after losing the next set without winning a single point, she had it removed). In the end, she won 2-6, 6-4, 6-2. You can watch the match (or download it) here. In the end Jelena pulled it out and won. Great match.

It was amazing to watch the power and form of these athletes.

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Early on in the match, a man was yelling out to Jelena. Turns out it was her father, the only one who could get away with that (although as the day progressed, the crowd got more and more vocal). He is the one with the video camera, a few seats down from us. About half way through the match, at a point where she was really battling, he yelled something in Serbian that made her look up and start laughing. I would love to know what it was …

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The second match was the one everyone was waiting for – Andy Murray (GBR)[12] versus Tommy Haas (GER). It was explained to me that Andy (Scottish) was Britian’s best hope for a winner in the tournament. It was a good match but Haas was no match for Andy’s 135mph screamer serves.

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What was also noticeable was the military presence. Every branch of the military was present operating the gates. Quite cool to see and for them, I would hope a nice perk.

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I could not help but notice the dress of the officials, with their great old fashioned hats. It was also fun to watch what much have been young volunteers as they eagerly handed the players towels and quickly grabbed discarded balls.

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One story floating around was about a ball boy/girl stopping a pro from taking a towel that was not theirs from the court. The Times call the whole Wimbledon towel thing the ‘great Wimbledon towel swindle’:

We’ve all done it. You’re on holiday, the hotel is expensive, and for some reason it’s difficult to leave those complimentary items behind, regardless of how complimentary they actually are. Soaps, shower gels, perhaps even sachets of coffee or sugar are fair game.

There are limits, though. Many people would stop at towels. Not the millionaire tennis players enjoying the plush surroundings of the All England Club locker room it seems. More than 2,500 lush cotton towels, at £24 each, went missing last year, costing Wimbledon around £60,000. Even Roger Federer admitted the practice was commonplace among the affluent elite at this most refined and traditional of sporting institutions, although the numbers of disappearing towels are down this year.

Last, it was interesting to see the photographers with their huge lenses. As a Canon user, it was interesting to see the Canon white to Nikon ratio, by my count 2:1. I was surprised.

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All in all, another AMAZING day in the UK. Thanks Britain!

BUSY

 

It has been an insane 2 weeks. Very busy, blogging to resume next week. In the meantime, a few quotes on being busy:

My view is that, you know, life unfolds at its own rhythm. You know, I have never lived a life that I thought I could plan out. And I’m just trying to do the best I can every day. I find I have a lot to get done between the time I get up and the time I go to bed.
Hillary Rodham ClintonLifePlanningActionBusy

I’ve been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the money is going into it when I die.. and in the end I’d like to think that it will be 20 to 30,000 acres.
Felix DennisPhilanthropyBusyEnvironmentCharityInspirationalGenerous

I’m a busy guy but I set aside quiet time every morning and every evening to keep my equilibrium centered on my own path. I don’t like being swayed by anything that might be negative or damaging.
Donald TrumpNegativePlanningSelf Control

The essential question is not, "How busy are you?" but "What are you busy at?" "Are you doing what fulfills you?"
Oprah WinfreyWorkQuestions

                                               

FORECASTING

 

As I mentioned, busy last couple weeks as the quarter rounds down leaving very little time for anything but work.

However, as the quarter winds down I have been thinking about forecasting, something that I have blogged on before. As I get older, I have realized that when it comes to forecasting, I now have a few rules that I go by and thought to share:

1. Be pragmatic: Time and time again, I see managers forecasting everything in their pipeline to make the situation better than it is. Almost every time it results in the same result: death by 1,000 cuts as they slowly but surely drop their pipeline until it hits the disappointing reality. Never forecast everything. Sales is not a science, deals that were ‘done’ yesterday can disappear tomorrow. Be pragmatic.

2. Tell the truth: Good news travels fast. Bad news should travel faster. I say tell the truth. If it is bad news, get it out of the way. Take the pain and then get focused on fixing it. What someone who hides the problem faces is that the problem truly becomes theirs and theirs alone. If you acknowledge a problem in the business, then after the pain, people will often flock to help you – as a team.

‘Better red faced once than pink a 1,000 times’

3. Don’t be bullied: This is a classic junior or weak manager mistake. A senior leader tries to get you to forecast your upside or move your forecast up to meet quota. I have seen every manner of approach to make this happen:

–  ‘What, it is the beginning of the quarter/year, you can’t call off your number? No one does that!’

– ‘Oh come on, you know you have an extra XXX in there, just close the gap for the forecast’

– Insert derogatory comments about your ability to manage a business successful. Believe me, if these are coming, run.

Don’t. Ever. If you are believe in your numbers, stick by them. Chances are if someone forces you to take it up, they will just beat you all the way as you take it down and they usually are not interested in helping you.

ST JOSEPH

 

My wife always asserted that there were ghosts in our house in Canada based on a few weird things; the stereo volume would randomly shoot through the roof (it would just turn way up), the doors on our cars in the garage would randomly lock and closet doors that we would firmly shut would randomly pop open. To name a few oddities.

To me, the existence of ghosts is something I was skeptical of due to my very pragmatic – even orthodox – Christian Reformed upbringing. But as I thought about it – I started to wonder why couldn’t they exist?

After all, the bible confirms the existence of demons in the chapter where Jesus casts out the demons and sends them into a herd of swine. So it is a simply extrapolation that if you believe in the Bible, then these things still exist today.

During the sale of our house, three very creepy things happened:

  • While we were packing up the house, an old woman came up and started talking to the movers about the ghost who lives in the house. They told me a day later.
  • One couple came into the house and their daughter said ‘There is a ghost in this house, but he/she is a nice ghost’ (I don’t remember if she called it a he or she)
  • I just found this out. Our house sat for sale for 5 months. Our real estate agent, who was becoming increasingly irritated (and had talked about the ghost thing) decided to bury a statue of St. Joseph because of the following folklore:

Burying a small statue of Saint Joseph on a piece of real estate for sale is reputed to enlist the saint’s assistance in finding a buyer.[34] Some versions require the statue to be buried upside down. Some believe that the saint’s statue should be disinterred once the house sells, to avoid the property repeatedly changing hands; others leave the buried statue in hopes that Saint Joseph will continue to protect the property.[35]

Our real estate agent buried the statue and 1 week later there was a showing, 2nd showing the week after and 3 weeks later it was sold.

Hocus pocus? Nonsense? Who knows. It is a big world out there with many mysteries. Too often we close our minds to the fact that anything is possible. Science cannot explain it all. After all, think of a nuclear power – a single atom powering entire cities.

Anything is possible.

ASCOT LADIES DAY

Yesterday we had the good fortune to head out to one of the big UK cultural events, Ascot Ladies day at Royal Ascot raceway:

The centrepiece of Ascot’s year, Royal Ascot is the world’s most famous race meeting, steeped in history dating back to 1711. The royal family attend the meeting, arriving each day in a horse-drawn carriage. It is a major event in the British social calendar, and press coverage of the attendees and what they are wearing often exceeds coverage of the actual racing. The Royal Enclosure has a strict dress code—male attendees must wear full morning dress including a top hat, whilst ladies must not show bare midriffs or shoulders and must wear hats. Outside the Royal Enclosure the dress code is less severe, but many people choose to wear formal dress anyway. Traditionally to be admitted to the Royal Enclosure for the first time one must either be a guest of a member or be sponsored for membership by a member who has attended at least four times. However controversially in 2007 Royal Enclosure day passes were also issued with hospitality package.

The Ascot Gold Cup is on Ladies’ Day on the Thursday. There is over £3,000,000 of prize money on offer.

The biggest thing about this day is the ‘ladies’ aspect – specifically the fancy dresses and crazy hats. I had a friend tell me that his mom and friends book a seat at a restaurant every year just so they can spend the day people watching. Of course, the other aspect is that after a day of champagne and PIMMS, those same posh women can look quite funny.

The race day started with the Queen had family heading to the Royal Enclosure. This year the Queen backed a stricter dress code. You can read it here – quite funny.

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I have only been to a horse race a few times before and each time from the bleachers. Being close to the action was quite entertaining. The horses are beautiful, the day was gorgeous and I lost £40 betting because I had no idea what I was doing.

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Time for an upgrade.

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It is all about the hats.

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Good fun. Another UK adventure. Although I did not have as much fun as this lad …..

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LIGHTROOM V2 BETA

 

I love to take photos for a simple reason, they are our family archive.

It is becoming increasingly clear to me is that photography has changed dramatically. Before, a great photographer had to be – a great photographer. There were very few tools to change a photograph and those that were available were very expensive and out of reach of most people (e.g. airbrushing a photo). But with the creation of digital photography and the RAW format, it is less about being a great photographer and much more about being a great digital photo editor. The tools are unbelievable.

I have been using Adobe Lightroom (which is between Adobe Elements (entry) and CS3 (pro)). It is a good mid-level tool. In the new version 2 beta they have added the ability to spot change picture parts. It is amazing what you can do with a photo in only 5 minutes. Check out the below.

The original: Not bad, but washed out sky and the sign is ugly.

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As the photo is in RAW, I can pretty much change anything. So I changed the ISO setting (exposure) to accommodate for daylight. An automatic setting in Lightroom – and out comes the sky. But now the stones are too dark.

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Using the spot highlighting, I quickly (3 minutes) brush the exposure on the stones and grass. But now the grass looks washed out.

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So I take the paint function and jack the saturation level up and quickly paint over the grass (1 minute). But that sign looks ugly.

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Use the spot removal feature to paint out the sign and the little fence. (1 minute). Compare the beginning and the end. Amazing.

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Five minutes work and a dramatically different picture and there is still a lot more that can be done.A good example here. Unfortunately, I just don’t have the time.

I guess just like with music, it is becoming less about how great a singer or player your are as great engineering can change everything. This must mean a crisis of identity for many ‘old school’ photographers.

What really amazes me, is that anyone can now do it at a very low cost. The Canon G9 point and shoot ($500) shoots RAW giving you the utmost flexibility, the large file size is no longer an issue thanks to $20 2GB storage cards and computer tools are inexpensive.

Amazing. Another industry being changed by computers. When you add in a GPS phototracker that allows you to capture your trip and sync that with your pictures – well, the opportunities are endless.

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I STARTED SOMETHING

 

Recently, I played a prank on someone to teach them a lesson about leaving their laptop open. It was an email to the entire team that started with ‘I just wanted to express how much I love you guys’ (or something like that).

Someone followed up with this Dilbert … People now lock their laptops (smile).

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Oops.

ROUNDABOUTS

 

Over the last year I have gone from dreading roundabouts (and cutting off more than my fair share of people by taking the roundabout in the wrong way) to loving roundabouts.

I think Canada should SERIOUSLY consider roundabouts in new urban planning. They are so much more efficient for low and medium traffic locations than stop signs (and the eliminate those ridiculous rolling stop tickets).

That is until I met a roundabout that has gone too far, the magic roundabout in Swindon.

Until September 1972, there was only one Magic Roundabout and it was a children’s television programme featuring Dougal the dog, a hippy rabbit called Dylan and the spring-loaded Zebedee.

Then a revolutionary idea (in more ways than one) which had been tested in Colchester, Essex, was also tested on Swindon’s County Ground Roundabout. Until then the area had been a motorist’s nightmare which routinely failed to handle the volume of traffic which converged on it from five directions.

The new roundabout was the work of the Road Research Laboratory (RRL) and their solution was brilliantly simple.

All they did was combine two roundabouts in one – the first the conventional, clockwise variety and the second, which revolved inside the first, sending traffic anti-clockwise.

And magic it certainly is. Though it may confuse or amuse new visitors and baffle American tourists, the average Swindonian finds that his or her passage through one of the town’s busiest junctions is actually quite fluid, even at peak times. Twenty-five years on, the Magic Roundabout still works, despite ever-increasing volumes of traffic.

As I almost ripped the back wheel off my car on the weekend, I was in a rental and without my TomTom which was conveniently located in the glove compartment of my towed away car. So last night I went through the magic roundabout to a meeting without guidance and I got lost, honked at and definitely did not feel like a happy ‘Swindonian’. I talked to a few of my peers after the meeting and they all laughed ‘We knew you would get lost, just glad you eventually got there’.

I also stopped to take this picture with my phone. Who would have thought?

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A FEW GREAT QUOTES

 

Forwarded to me yesterday:

    It is easy to sit at the helm in fine weather.
    – Danish Proverb

    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
    – John Quincy Adams

    Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
    – George S. Patton

    It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.
    – Babe Ruth

    If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.
    – Tom Peters

    Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has.
    – Margaret Mead

    The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
    – Martin Luther King, Jr.

     

A PATH TO A VERY FUNNY VIDEO

 

A few months ago I was out for dinner with clients and relating my experiences in the UK. During the conversation I mentioned my challenge on newspapers. Every Saturday required the acquisition of the Financial Times, but I was confused around my secondary paper. I knew I did not want the Sun as it is exactly like the Sun at home, the kind of paper that shows up on the construction site. So I was going back and forth between The Times and The Independent.

You may laugh at this, but it is a difficult thing. Horror came across my dinner companions face, ‘The Times? That is a right wing paper! Think Fox news! You need to read the Guardian’ OK. So I switched to The Guardian and it has turned out to be the right secondary paper, not because of the political bias but because it is a great reflection of the UK culture (broad coverage and an insert that has great coverage of what is going on (theatre, etc.)). Think of it as a Toronto Star. You never buy The Star by itself, you need The National Post too.

Which lead me to a write up on Stephen Colbert and his new book, I am America (And so can you!). As a big fan of Jon Stewart, I had to laugh at his caricature of the right wingers. That lead me to what was called the event of 2006, Stephen Colbert hosting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner:

On April 29, 2006, American comedian Stephen Colbert appeared as the featured entertainer at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, which was held in Washington, D.C., at the Hilton Washington hotel. Colbert’s performance consisted of a 16-minute podium speech and a 7-minute video presentation, which were broadcast live across the United States on cable television networks C-SPAN and MSNBC. Standing a few yards from U.S. President George W. Bush[1]—in front of an audience filled with celebrities, politicians, and members of the White House Press Corps[2]—Colbert delivered a controversial, searing routine targeting the president and the media.[3] Cable television personality Colbert spoke in the persona of the character he plays on Comedy Central‘s popular The Colbert Report, a parody of a conservative pundit in the fashion of Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity.[4][5]

Colbert’s performance quickly became an Internet and media sensation.[6][7] Subsequent coverage has seen commentators debate the stand-alone humor content of Colbert’s performance, the political nature of his remarks, and whether there was an intentional cover-up by the media in the reporting on the routine. Time‘s James Poniewozik noted that "days after Stephen Colbert performed at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, this has become the political-cultural touchstone issue of 2006—like whether you drive a hybrid or use the term ‘freedom fries‘."[8] Writing six months later, New York Times columnist Frank Rich called Colbert’s after-dinner speech a "cultural primary" and christened it the "defining moment" of the United States’ 2006 midterm elections.[9][10]

It is worth reading the entire wikipedia entry here, as this event took on a life of its own. And for your enjoyment, watch the video, I am amazed that Bush did not get up and leave, the discomfort in the room is unbelievable.

 

As his buddy Jon Stewart said the next day on the Daily Show (on which Colbert had been a correspondent) ‘We’ve never been prouder of him, but holy shit!"[28][29]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

 

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Your choices are:

1. The scratches really do not bring out the shine of the metallic paint.

2. The car needs a wash.

3. Back wheels are meant to be straight.

If you answered all of the above, you are correct! The above is the direct result of my car having an argument with a concrete pillar after a wonderful day of enjoying the UK sun. The car lost – and the angle of the wheel is all bad.

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I came across this picture the other day and it invokes two distinct thoughts:

  1. What a wicked bike.
  2. I am very lucky I did not die.

I bought this at the end of my first year of university and dropped it 4 days after taking ownership. I then proceeded to run through 2 engines (blowing the first engine at 220kmph) and was almost ran over by a dump truck when I lost it in a torrential downpour. I hope my boys never get a bike ……

But it was still pretty cool. Matching red, white and blue leather jacket and red helmet with tinted visor and while it red lined at 220 kmph, it was wickedly fast off the start leaving those big, ugly Harleys in the distance …..

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CHARISMA

 

The latest Leadership Wired newsletter has a great article on charisma and leadership, you can read it here. These quotes do a great job of catching the essence of charisma:

"How can you have charisma? Be more concerned about making others feel good about themselves than you are making them feel good about you." ~ Dan Reiland

"There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament." ~Henry Van Dyke

You can subscribe to Dr. Maxwell’s newsletter here.

A SPIKE IN LONDON

If you look at this large pointy thing, sitting by a bridge in London, what would you think it is?

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Your choices:

a) Over priced art the the city of London commissioned to make the city look ‘deep’.

b) A monument to mothers everywhere who have spent centuries yelling out ‘Don’t run with pointy things in your hands!’

c) A monument to medieval England and some rather unpleasant goings-on.

d) A giant sun dial.

The answer is a AND c. It is a spike meant to commemorate the location where traitors heads would be left on a pike to rot. Charming.

Tower bridge, however, is charming. Everyone thinks this is London Bridge, it is not.

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WINSTON CHURCHILL MUSEUM

 

Last week Narda took me out for a day to celebrate my 40th. To start it off we did the ultra-touristy thing, the Big Bus. If you are coming to London, I would highly recommend it. It is an open top double decker bus with multiple routes around London. The bus has a guide who points out the key sites and their history, allowing you to jump on and off at your convenience. Fantastic way to see the city.

One of our stops was the Cabinet War Rooms and Churchill Museum. 

Shortly after becoming Prime Minister in May 1940, Winston Churchill visited the Cabinet War Rooms to see for himself what preparations had been made to allow him and his War Cabinet to continue working throughout the expected air raids on London. It was there, in the underground Cabinet Room, he announced ‘This is the room from which I will direct the war’

It was fascinating to see the place where Churchill coordinated the effort against the Axis and through the museum, get a feel for the life and times of a truly great man. One of the first rooms you come upon was the meeting room where Churchill and his team would plan military strategy. The writing emphasized that Churchill was a head strong man, with opinions and ideas but that as a leader he did not take Hitler’s approach where he would overrule his team and make the decisions. Instead he was a leader who worked with the team to get to the best decisions.

The working conditions were rather sparse and as part of the audio tour they made it clear that living and working in the underground bunker was not exactly luxurious.

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The rooms are full of map and communication rooms. I found this one interesting as behind it is a map of Britain. The legend maps out how Britain would defend itself against an invasion.

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The Battle of Britain was a turning point in the war, stopping the Axis invasion of Britain. The below is a particularly moving ledger, showing the activities (and casualties) of the RAF.

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The Churchill museum is one of the best museums I have been in and very moving, full of intimate details on the life and times of Churchill. It makes if very clear that his indomitable spirit helped bring Britain (if not the entire free world) beat the Axis.

The museum is arranged into 5 chapters, the last being his death and a fascinating piece of trivia. He was given a state funeral and it is the only commoner funeral that the Queen has attended.

By decree of the Queen, his body lay in state for three days and a state funeral service was held at St Paul’s Cathedral.[168] This was the first state funeral for a non-royal family member since 1914, and no other of its kind has been held since.[169] As his coffin passed down the Thames on the Havengore, dockers lowered their crane jibs in a salute.[170] The Royal Artillery fired a 19-gun salute (as head of government), and the RAF staged a fly-by of sixteen English Electric Lightning fighters. The funeral also saw the largest assemblage of statesmen in the world until the 2005 funeral of Pope John Paul II.[171] In the fields along the route, and at the stations through which the train passed, thousands stood in silence to pay their last respects. At Churchill’s request, he was buried in the family plot at St Martin’s Church, Bladon, near Woodstock, not far from his birthplace at Blenheim Palace.

Going through his museum prompted me to whip through a book I had on my ‘to be read pile’, The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill. He is known as one of the worlds greatest orators, and this book captures some of his best moments. A few that will stick in my mind:

  • One of Churchill’s most famous speeches is that of June 1940: ‘We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills …’ It is said that, as he paused in the great uproar that greeted these words, Churchill muttered to a colleague next to him, ‘And we’ll fight them with the butt ends of broken beer bottles because that’s bloody well all we’ve got!’
  • ‘Eating my words has never given me indigestion’
  • When he eventually came round to the idea of women holding executive positions, he signed the order for their appointment with a flourish and declaration: ‘Let there be women!’
  • The first woman MP was Nancy Astor, known for her great wit and who Churchill spared with often. The following exchange some claim to be apocryphal, while others suggest that the man in question was not Churchill … It is said to have taken place at Blenheim when the Astors and the Churchills were guests of the Duke of Marlborough over a weekend, during which Churchill and Nancy Astor apparently argued ferociously the whole time. Nancy Astor: ‘If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee’ Churchill: ‘Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it.’
  • ‘My most brilliant achievement was to persuade my wife to marry me’
  • When, in 1960, a reporter from London Evening Standard asked Churchill what he thought about the recent predictions that by the year 2000 women would be ruling the world, he muttered gloomily in reply, ‘They still will, will they?’

And of course, in England, even the government buildings are a marvel. This entry way takes you between the Revenue office and the Foreign office to the museum. Beautiful.

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A worthy outing and a great book.

BLUETOOTH

 

I started reading John O’Farrell’s bestseller ‘An Utterly Impartial History of Britain or 2000 Years of Upper Class Idiots in Charge‘. I am up to 900AD when I came across this fascinating piece of trivia about a Viking invader who laid waste to Britain, Harald Bluetooth (Harald I of Denmark):

"Bluetooth" now more commonly refers to the Bluetooth wireless specification designed to enable cable-free connections between computers, mobile phones, PDAs, printers, etc. Bluetooth in these devices is named after this king. The Bluetooth logo consists of the Nordic runes for its initials, H and B (Long-branch runes version). Harald is regarded as having united (if temporarily) Denmark, Norway, and Sweden under a single king.

Interesting piece of trivia and fantastic book. I love this passage talking about the conversion of pagans in Britain to Christianity (563AD):

‘Although word of the gospel spread rapidly, the Anglo-Saxons took a few decades to get it. They believed in the one and only God as set out in the first commandment, while still worshipping all the other Norse gods just to be on the safe side. One pagan king said that if he had been at the crucifixion of Christ he would have avenged it and slain all responsible. At which there was an embarrassed pause and the Christian missionary sighed and said ‘Right, let’s start again …..”

‘Of course, early Saxon Christian converts understood that the word of the gospel was not to be taken literally. Where it says ‘Thou shall not kill’, they were sophisticated enough to appreciate that this was a metaphorical commandment, and one interpretation might be: ‘Kill everyone who stands between you and seizing power”

FITTING IN

 

I was reading a fascinating piece of work this morning on British society. It is an unpublished survey of 1,000 adults (16-35) and their views on social networking, expression, relationships, work and a host of other topics. I will link to the report when it is published.

This question was fascinating for me; ‘It’s more important to fit in than to be different from people’. Note the shift over 20 years and the significant difference from generation to generation (40% between 65+ and 25-34 year olds). It is also interesting to see the 16-24 year olds rise (which could be linked to their being the civic generation).

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The implications of these trends are many. What I find shocking is the decline in 35-45-55 year olds. It would appear that we are going through a form of liberation. What would be very interesting is to compare how this data correlates to North American views.

This also shows that I am much more 30 in my views than 40 (smile).

MARS

 

NASA and the University of Phoenix (home of the golf scholarship and ‘Mojito making 101‘) just landed a ‘scout’ on the surface of Mars. Feedback from the scout’s AI?

‘It is flat and cold, and which one of you jokers flew me 75,000,000 miles without a color camera?’

You can read all about it here. Pictures can be seen here (B&W). Riveting photos, I have added a few captions:

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  Over heard from Phoenix mission command:

  ‘Wow, that is amazing. The rocks of Mars’

  ‘Looks like my backyard if I forget to water. I gave up my summer to do this?’

 

 

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  ‘Seriously guys, if the NASA scientist dude comes back and sees us making hand puppets with the robotic arm, he is going to flip and I won’t get course credit’

 

 

 

 

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‘Yes, it does kind of look like an Alien. But seriously, he will be back any minute. Stop fooling around’

 

 

 

 

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  ‘Frank, do you remember how to get the camera pointing out?’

A VERY ODD CALL

 

I am a big fan of Western Digital external hard drives; 1TB for £120 is a bargain especially when I am converting our home movies and every hour of DV is 14GB.

On the weekend one of my drives was acting funny, I moved it from one computer to another and it would not recognize. After futzing around with it and testing it on multiple computers I finally called tech support with the following results …

I called into European tech support and listened to a polite Dutch lady letting me know ‘that they are sorry about ze delay, ve will be with you in a moment’. After a short time, a French bloke picks up ….

FB (French Bloke):  ‘Hello, how may I help?’

ME: ‘ I have a WD My Book Pro II and Vista will not recognize it. Using both FireWire and USB. I have tested it on 3 different computers, I don’t think the USB or FireWire is sending out a signal’

FB: ‘Well, zen it is broken. Send it in’

ME: ‘Pardon?’

FB: ‘Send it in. It must be broken’

ME: ‘Uh, don’t you want to trouble shoot it or something?’

FB: ‘Well, vee could do zat wasting about 30 minutes of our time at vich point ve vould both recognize zat it is broken and you would send it in. You plug zees things in and they either vork or don’t. So it must be broken, send it in’

ME: (I start to laugh) ‘Well, don’t you want me to try pressing the reset button at least? Or something? It isn’t a hard drive, it is a chassis with dual drives and I assume some form of electronics board in there as it supports RAID so at least it should recognize it via USB. Plus, the blue power light is on’

FB: ‘Et has a reset button? Iz it a big button?’

ME: (laughing again): ‘No, it is a little pinhole on the back’

FB: ‘Well, zen you should press it. And if that does not work, send it in. Vile you do dat I will go grab a drive so I know what you are looking at’

ME: (I pull out the firewire cable and plug in the USB again and for some miraculous reason, Vista picks up the USB connection and finds the drive) ‘Ah ha! It worked. Looks like the USB is working again!’

FB: ‘Vell, zat is good. Looks like I was wrong. Have a nice day’

I hung up and broke out laughing. Truly the weirdest call I have had to date.

40

 

I turned 40 last week. The most common question asked: What will you do to celebrate your 40th? Some people head out and drink themselves into a stupor. Some people go on a special trip.

My answer is that I took it easy, watched my oldest son in A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Think it is confusing watching Shakespeare performed by professionals, try watching a bunch of 11 year olds), had a wonderful dinner and an amazing Ben and Jerry’s cake. I could not imagine a better birthday.

What I did not enter into is an introspective stage on my life so far, that is something I try to do regularly. I did reflect on how fast time flies by. I was on the Weening family website the other day and looking at pictures of our extended family (190 and growing) … time flies by. I am fortunate so far, I do not have the Weening white hair which generally shows up around 30 (smile).

Michael MISC 36

A FEW RANDOM MUSINGS

 

On the train to London I went through the latest Men’s Health and here are a few points that caught my attention:

  • On family: ‘What are you normally doing at 5:47pm? According to a recent study, just 10 years ago you would have been around the table with your family …. Office for National Statistics research shows the average working man now spends just 15 minutes a day caring for kids’   Something to always keep in mind.
  • On no sugar drinks:  ‘Researchers from Purdue University in the US have found that low-cal alternatives are linked to a gain in fat. This is because their sweet sugary taste tricks the body into expecting a massive calorie hit … when this doesn’t happen, your body starts craving those empty calories making you more likely to fill up on junk. The researchers suggest that to beat the bulge, you should have a little of what you fancy and count calories rather than opting for ‘diet’ versions of popular products’      Personally, I cannot agree more. I would rather have a single can of real Coke over 4 diet Cokes any day.
  • In the how the heck did they figure that out category:
    • The perfect age to get married: 31 years, 9 months (University College London)
    • The perfect age to write a blockbuster novel: 50.5 years (Based on analysis since 1955)
  • Making the perfect gym drink: 750ml of water, 250ml of orange juice, 2 tsp of sugar and 1 large pinch of salt.
  • In the make up your mind category:  To get the best workout, it use to be slow and steady (70% of your maximum heart rate). Now the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition is saying that high intensity intervals burn as many as 30% more calories. Put the tread mill on high Scotty!

FLU

 

I am not sure why, but I have been getting sick a lot more in the UK than in Canada? I have come down with another mancold at the most inopportune of times. I have to speak at the Mobile Broadband Congress this afternoon and will doing my utmost not to break into a coughing fit.

The really frustrating thing is that I started to vitamin bomb the cold too late and missed the window of opportunity.

Irritating.

RELATIONSHIPS IN SALES

 

I had the opportunity to view a very interesting statistic this morning with regard to customer satisfaction:

  • 83% of the teams with customer satisfaction over the worldwide average were forecasting to make or beat budget.
  • 72% of the teams with lower than average customer satisfaction were forecasting to miss budget.

I have never seen it laid out so clearly. As Tom Peters stated in his manefesto ‘IT’S RELATIONSHIPS, STUPID—DEEP AND FROM MULTIPLE FUNCTIONS’

    

SUBPRIME

 

My wife’s Messenger is still set to Canada, so on occasion I see the news thing that pops up or see Canadian news through her homepage (which is also set to Canada).

This is how I came across the article ‘Why Canada is not in the subprime mess’. The crux of it being, don’t over borrow – you will not go bankrupt, and don’t let financial institutions lend recklessly. As they put it:

Both federal Finance Minister Jim Flaherty and the Bank of Canada have recently worried aloud about the growth in long-amortization and no-down-payment mortgages. Forty-year mortgages now represent up to a third of new mortgage business at some institutions. And because such a large portion of our net worth tends to be locked in our homes, many Canadians certainly are exposed to risks if house prices plummet or interest rates soar.

Still, for once, we can take heart in the fact that our more boring, prudent ways will likely save us from the disaster down south.

True enough.

SAVED FROM A POTENTIAL WORK RELATED TRAGEDY

 

I have heard through side comments that health and safety is very highly regulated in the UK. This morning I came in to the following note on my desk:

‘As part of the Heath and Safety policy your chair has been tested this weekend. We apologise if the settings have been altered’

A pain to get it back to exactly how I like it, but better safe than sorry.

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