LIVE LONG

 

I finally got around to reading a book that I have had on my ‘to-read’ list for quite a while, Catch 22. I particularly enjoyed this quote – the set up being that a character is trying to live the longest life possible by being bored, as boredom and painful situations make time go by slowly …..

“Well, maybe it is true,” Clevinger conceded unwillingly in a subdued tone. “Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it’s to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?”

What I didn’t realize was that the term “Catch 22” is actually derived from the book – something the author made up, and now a popular part of culture (and the dictionary). According to Wikipedia:

Among other things, Catch-22 is a general critique of bureaucratic operation and reasoning. Resulting from its specific use in the book, the phrase “Catch-22” is common idiomatic usage meaning “a no-win situation” or “a double bind” of any type. Within the book, “Catch-22” is a military rule, the self-contradictory circular logic that, for example, prevents anyone from avoiding combat missions. In Heller’s own words:

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he were sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. (p. 46, ch. 5)

Interesting book.

GREAT GOLF BOOK

I’ve been reading a new book that has changed my golf game. It is called “Useful Golf Book”. It contains the following life changing articles:

1. How to line up your fourth putt

2. How to hit a Nike from the rough after hitting a Titleist from the tee

3. How to avoid water when you like 8 … (or are laying) in the bunker

4. How to get more distance out of that slice

5. Using shadows on the greens to maximize earnings

6. Proper golf etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk

7. Crying and how to handle it

8. How to rationalize a 7 hour round

9. How to find that ball in the long grass that everyone saw go in the water

10. Why your spouse no longer cares that you birdied the 4th

11. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed

12. How to relax when hitting 7 off of the tee

13. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent

14. How to convince your foursome that you really did score a bogey 5 after losing 3 balls getting there

(The above is me leaving it 6 inches short again)