I’ve been reading a new book that has changed my golf game. It is called “Useful Golf Book”. It contains the following life changing articles:

1. How to line up your fourth putt

2. How to hit a Nike from the rough after hitting a Titleist from the tee

3. How to avoid water when you like 8 … (or are laying) in the bunker

4. How to get more distance out of that slice

5. Using shadows on the greens to maximize earnings

6. Proper golf etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk

7. Crying and how to handle it

8. How to rationalize a 7 hour round

9. How to find that ball in the long grass that everyone saw go in the water

10. Why your spouse no longer cares that you birdied the 4th

11. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed

12. How to relax when hitting 7 off of the tee

13. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent

14. How to convince your foursome that you really did score a bogey 5 after losing 3 balls getting there

(The above is me leaving it 6 inches short again)