A FEW BRITISHISMs

 

A few things I have learned about the UK in the last couple weeks ….

  • Read here on why the British are forming mobile kill squads to take out gray squirrels.
  • A Horray Henry was described to me as someone who has come from the ‘upper class’ and acts as such down at the yacht club but then walks out to the car park and drives away in his 1982 Subaru. Formal definition:

hearty young British upper-class man: a young upper-class man who wears conservative clothes and behaves and speaks in a loud, extrovert manner.

  • Gazumping is the process where a bid is put in on a house and the contract is not binding until the very last day and the seller can accept a higher offer. It costs people in the UK a fortune each year. In the end, it comes up to the integrity of the seller as the law is not built to protect the buyer:

The verb "gazump" means to refuse to formalise a sale agreement at the last minute in order to accept a higher offer. The word is thought by some people to have come from the Yiddish word gazumph meaning to swindle or overcharge, which became gangster slang in the 1920s.

LAST PART: A LONDON DAY TRIP

 

After hitting the Imperial War Museum we decided to take a walk along the south bank of the River Thames. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon, the sun was shining and the streets were bustling. We did not step into any additional sites but walked past the Star Wars exhibit, the London Eye and a river lined with artists.

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AFTERNOON IN LONDON: PART II THE SIGNS

 

The Imperial War Museum has signs everywhere. These signs caught my eye.

From WWI, one of many trench signs:

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From WWII, German spies were everywhere.

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There were many reminders to families to keep their children out of London and in the evacuated countryside. I cannot imagine doing it, sending our young kids to people that we do not know.

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The Dig for Victory campaign was a common theme through the WWII exhibits as the British government worked to combat the food shortage.

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In today’s world dominated by automation, this sign caught my eye:

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And this is a poignant reminder of what really happens in war – these quotes are from people at the end of WWII. Bad picture, I was carrying a small portable and it was poorly lighted.

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AN AFTERNOON IN LONDON PART 1: IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM

 

The mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, made a significant change when he first entered office to drive culture and tourism: he made all of the museums free (You only pay for special attractions). As a new entrant to the UK culture it is an amazing fringe benefit that we are enjoying thoroughly.

As part of our ‘Go do something cool every weekend’ strategy we went with friends to the Imperial War Museum in London last weekend. What an experience.

Of course, the museum itself is architecturally spectacular and when you walk inside it is overflowing with the modern history of warfare, covering each major war in detail and extending to the very serious topics of genocide and the holocaust.

Two of the most interesting exhibits were the WWI and WWII exhibits which attempted to recreate the feel of the war.

The WWI exhibit has a display called ‘The trench’ where they have recreated what it would have been like to live and fight in a WWI trench. I was struck by the futility of it. You stand in this 8 foot deep trench, meters away from your opponent and then when the HQ sends out the order you climb up and over the edge, running across an open field while machine gun bullets fly. Crazy.

The WWII exhibit has you experience what it was like to live in London during the Battle of Britain. You climb into a air raid shelter and then progressively move through the destruction of London with narration along the way. It truly brought home the price that the British people paid during the way. They suffered through rationing, having their children taken from them (Children were evacuated to the countryside – without their parents to live with strangers. This is covered in depth in The Children’s War exhibit) and destruction that rivaled areas of Europe. ‘The Blitz’ (Sustained bombing of England in preparation for an invasion) started with London being bombed 57 nights in a row and during a short 9 month period more than 1M buildings were destroyed or damaged. As we walked through the exhibit, it left us with a clear view of what many people suffered during WWII with buildings in tatters and life torn asunder.

While standing at one display we had the good fortune to engage with a man who remembers the war through the lens of a child. While they were tough times, he also remembered how exciting it was, standing outside his house watching the fighters and bombers overhead. He told us the story of the night that a unarmed British trainer sacrificed itself by crashing into a German bomber rather than let it get past. The next day he and his mate ran to the crash site and were able to salvage a piece of the tail (The German plane crashed in a field next to his house).

For all of Europe the sacrifice did not end in 1945. I found this note about life after the war particularly interesting:

It was still a period of great austerity. Rationing did not end until 1954 and there were shortages of food and fuel. Even bread, freely available during the war, was now rationed. Although several New Towns were being planned around the country and bomb-damaged housing was gradually being rebuilt, many families were still living in emergency ‘prefab’ homes.

In the end, the whole experience left me with a sense of thankfulness. So many have sacrificed so much to secure the freedom we enjoy today.

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This Jagdpanther tank destroyer is a particularly interesting display, the story is below.

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As with most of our museum trips, we did not see it all. Four hours is just not enough time …

A FEW LAUGHS

 

I picked up Readers Digest while traveling this week and it was the comedy issue. One of the articles was the funniest quotes and below are a few that I really enjoyed:

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.    Emu Philips

Women don’t always want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.     Bill Cosby

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman ‘Where is the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.    Brian Kiley

I didn’t understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a coupe of NASCAR fans and you’ll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. I can make fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me, I turn right.     Alonzo Bodden

So they’re showing me, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. I mean, come on, you got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it. Maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem right now.

Batman never fights crime in neighborhoods that need it. Id like to see Batman fight crime in my neighborhood ‘Robin?’ ‘Yes Batman?’ Didn’t we park the car right here man?’     Dave Chappelle

Two wrong don’t make a right, but three lefts do.     Jason Love

YOU ARE HOW YOU DRESS

 

It never ceases to amazing me what people will wear into the office these days. The corporate culture of business casual has been taken to the extreme and if a manager does have the audacity to speak to someone about how they are dressing – it flirts with HR and individual rights.

MSN has an interesting article here which discusses how dress impacts productivity and people’s opinion. For myself, it was driven home to me at a very early age:

As a young sales rep I often worked from home. While at home I would dress casually as no one saw me. I was not one of those reps who would dress up at home to get in the ‘right frame of mind’. One day I had to jump into the office to photocopy mailers, so I went in wearing jeans.

Our corporate VP saw me in the photocopy room and promptly joined me, explaining in no uncertain terms how our professional sales force needs to uphold an image with both customers and internal staff and that I was never to make that mistake again.

A few tips from the article:

Suit:  Every professional man or woman needs at least one traditional, well-tailored suit in a classic color.  Women who choose a skirt suit should also have a pair of pants as a coordinating piece.

Button-down shirts:  Classic white is a must because it looks good with anything, but buy a few in different colors that match your suit.

Shoes: Women should invest in black leather pumps and walking shoes, such as a good, comfortable pair of loafers or ballet flats in leather.  Men should have at least one pair of black leather shoes and a black leather belt to wear with them. 

Accessories: Women should accessorize with a few pieces of jewelry and a good leather tote bag, and men should wear a watch and have either a black or brown leather wallet.

Like I always say, you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes.

THE POLICE

 

A few weeks ago we caught the police at Twickenham Stadium. We trained there and enjoyed an amazing evening as it is an open air stadium and the weather was beautiful (cloudless, 22 degrees).

I had been looking forward to this concert for a while and enjoyed watching the Police swan song but I did notice a few things:

  • Sting did not seem as into it as the other 2. Maybe going from the cerebral songs and his ‘art’ to singing ‘do-do-do, da-da-da’ is demoralizing.
  • They altered the music too much. I know, you are artists, you are showing your flair and how much you have evolved. But, we came to hear the songs we loved not some flaky rendition which candidly brings the song down. I don’t want to hear some random 6 minute guitar solo that never existed before.
  • The demographics were clearly 35 and over. Looking around – that was obvious. Felt bad for the starter band, no one showed up and it was clearly not their demographic. And they were good to …

I had heard that the reason why they were coming back is that they felt that The Police was not getting its due as a band that helped shape rock history and this is their attempt to ensure that The Police goes down in the history books as one that shaped rock music.

Whatever the reason, it was fun. I just wish they would have stuck to the original sheet music (smile). Below are a few awful pictures from my cell phone. Enjoy.

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HARVARD GOES HALO

 

Massachusetts Institute of Technology has a long history of pranks (or hacks, as they call them) both on their own campus and at other schools.

The students marked the launch of Halo 3 by augmenting the statue of John P. Harvard at Harvard University. Note the Spartan helmet (with "Master Chief in Training" written on the back) and a Halo assault rifle.

On the Halo front, Halo 3 is now the largest entertainment launch in the history of business, beating any movie, book or other form of entertainment. More than 1.3M people went online to play Halo on the first day. Imagine the network load … that is scale. That load beats any mainframe load, even on a bank run day.

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MAKING THE AVERAGE GREAT

 

I heard an interesting philosophy recently which can be paraphrased as ‘What you do will have very little impact on the superstars, with or without you, they will be successful. Our job is to make the average great – to help them hit the next level’

Very interesting thought. I have been thinking about it in this manner – what are the things that make sales leaders great and how can I (as a leader) make those things programmatic in the business to help the broad team raise their performance? A few thoughts come to mind:

  • Great account planning. Ensuring that each team has a great plan – without that, how can you attain your goals?
  • Programs that drive relationships. Help the team keep in touch with their customers and partners in a meaningful way. Often these programs are taken from the superstars .. who did them on their own.
  • Clarity: Make sure that everyone understands what is expected internally and that those demands are minimized. Free them to sell while ensuring that they know exactly what is required to meet corporate reporting goals (This really relates to forecasting and the like)
  • Recognition: Make sure that people say thank-you to their customers and that they are thanked for going that extra mile. It is easy to thank for the big things, it has impact when you thank for the little things.

Interesting thought.

WINDSOR FESTIVAL

 

This weekend I had a ‘thankful’ moment as I looked around and marveled at that which surrounded us.
Every weekend we do one outing to experience beautiful Britain. This weekend we headed to Windsor for the Windsor festival and a children’s classical concert.

The concert itself was amazing. The elastic band was a full orchestra with oboes, flutes, violins, cellos, a bass section and on …. The conductor was suitably wacky for the kids interjecting humor and fun into Strauss, Mozart and one of my personal favorites Souza (and he spoke of the marches he wrote which I fondly remember playing as a kid). Souza had quite the interesting childhood:

John was born in Washington, D.C., to John António de Sousa and Maria Elisabeth Trinkhaus. His parents were of Portuguese, Spanish and Bavarian (German) descent; his grandparents were Portuguese refugees. Sousa started his music education, playing the violin, as a pupil of John Esputa and G. F. Benkert for harmony and musical composition at the age of six. He was found to have absolute pitch. When John reached the age of 13, his father, a trombonist in the Marine Band, enlisted his son in the United States Marine Corps as an apprentice. John served his apprenticeship for seven years, until 1875, and apparently learned to play all the wind instruments while honing his mettle with the violin.

And what topped it off was that it was held in a minor hall (think old, small performance room with tiered seating for perhaps 200) at Eton, one of the most prestigious boys schools in the world (Founded in the 1400s). My moment came as the music played and I looked out the window at the church … Amazing.

Sorry, no pictures from me. I forgot the camera in the kitchen (smile).

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CORPORATE CULTURE

 

I have been having conversations about corporate culture and rules a lot lately. It seems to me that as time goes by, the rules build up and people need to be encouraged to challenge the norm and help the corporate culture evolve. If this is not being done, the culture becomes repressive and the rules and processes that guide that culture begin to dominate and hurt the culture. My personal favorite set of books on this topic are Asimov’s Foundation Series:

The premise of the series is that scientist Hari Seldon spent his life developing a branch of mathematics known as psychohistory, a concept devised by Asimov and Campbell. Using the law of mass action, it can predict the future, but only on a large scale; it is error-prone for anything smaller than a planet or an empire. Using these techniques, Seldon foresees the fall of the Galactic Empire, which encompasses the entire Milky Way, and a dark age lasting thirty thousand years before a second great empire arises. To shorten the period of barbarism, he creates two Foundations, small secluded havens of art and science, on opposite ends of the galaxy. The focus of the trilogy is on the Foundation of the planet Terminus. The people living there are working on an all-encompassing Encyclopedia, and are unaware of Seldon’s real intentions (for if they were, the variables would become too uncontrolled). The Encyclopedia serves to preserve knowledge of the physical sciences after the collapse. The Foundation’s location is chosen so that it acts as the focal point for the next empire in another thousand years (rather than the projected thirty thousand).

What caused that collapse? One of the biggest reasons was the layers upon layers of complexity within the society which became so heavy that the society folded into itself and collapsed.

In my mind, there are 2 types of rules that guide society or a culture: rules that are absolute and rules that can be challenged:

  • In the category of the absolute we have the moral and ethical (think 10 commandments). Don’t cheat on your spouse, steal, lie or when you are slide 241 of someone’s 358 slide presentation – resist the urge to jump up and beat them with the laser pointer. Those need to be obeyed or we face chaos and a morale decline (which one could argue we face today).
  • The other types of rules are what I would call evolutionary. These are the rules that have come into existence for a purpose that is point in time based. One that comes to mind is segregation, which was a rule put in place by a group of people at a point in time which slowly because unacceptable and was changed. These rules can and need to be changed by people who want to make things better.

With the second class of rules people need to be asking why did the rule come into effect? Do the conditions still apply which make the rule valid? Does it apply in this situation?

If we do not ask those questions, then the environment can quickly become repressive as we work within the confines of rules that may or may not be relevant.

I actively encourage my team to challenge rules, to ask those questions and to push boundaries. It is only through this type of mentality that we make mistakes (which shows that we are trying to innovate – do things differently) and break new ground. A few good examples come to mind of where this has worked:

  • Our procurement team has a very fixed buying process, buy from approved vendors. I did not like the approved vendors and their selection so I bought somewhere else and got the product I wanted at a great price. Procurement came after me:

‘You can’t do that’.

My response ‘I already did’.

‘You can’t do that’

My response ‘Oops, I did it again’.

‘Stop that’ they exclaimed.

‘Ooops, did it again and I think the guy next to me did it too’ was my response.

‘OK, you need to stop that. Let us get a quote for you from the approved vendor’.

‘Sure’ was my response.

‘Uh, our vendor is $20 more per unit (I knew that). We have approved your vendor. Would you like to be on the RFP selection committee?’

  • We were hiring a student. The first student turned out to be a flake so we never onboarded him and we quickly found ourselves with no pipeline of candidates because the last really good one had been hired to another company. I asked:

‘Has anyone called him and asked him if he wants to work for us or tried to incent him to come work for us?’

The answer was ‘no, we don’t do that. Someone else hired him’.

‘Why not?’

‘We don’t do that’

‘Why not? Go get him’

In the end, the student wanted to work for us – it is a cool job – he starts next week.

  • This also applies to external vendors. I love the notion of thank-you cards. Not enough people say ‘thank-you’ these days and I know that only a small fraction of people in the sales business send out thank-you cards. This is a personal choice and I have found this amazing vendor in Seattle that makes very tasteful cards. Emailed them ‘I would like to order in a few cases of cards for my team’. The response, ‘Sorry we don’t ship to the UK’. Making a long story short, we found a very interesting way to get them shipped here and get around their ‘We don’t ship to the UK’ rule.

In the ends, all of this comes from years of selling where all I ever heard was ‘no’. I have a personal philosophy that it takes ‘5 NOs to make a YES’ and apply it both professionally and personally. After all, it is up to us to make things better.

 

‘Beneath every NO lays a passion for YES that has never been broken’  

Stevens ‘Esthetique Du Mal’, Collected Poems

MEDIA CENTER ADDS SLINGBOX LIKE CAPABILITIES .. and more

 

I was reading through Engadget yesterday and came across this article on the addition of Slingbox like capabilities to the Media Center. After reading up on the WebGuide it became clear this is significantly more:

  • You can stream video, pictures, recorded TV and music content from your Media Center to devices on the web (think mobile phone, laptop in a hotel room …)
  • You can control your Media Center and do standard stuff (i.e. set it to record programs)

So, I set it up and it works great. When you set up the software, it creates a web ID that is tied to your router. Simply click on the web address, add in your credentials and you have access into the box.

By itself, that is pretty cool. But, if you couple it with HD cable cards or an HDMI capture card, MP4 compression and support, the mobility angle and the XBOX extender, that is techno nirvana. Almost there ….

BIG BANG: HALO 3

 

The biggest entertainment event in history was Halo 2 with $125M in single day sales, beating any movie, DVD or other entertainment launch in history. Next week, the last in the series launches .. Halo 3. It is expected to displace Halo 2 as the biggest every entertainment launch with Microsoft shooting to beat the biggest movie weekend (Spiderman 3) of $155M in 24 hours.

Check out the trailer here. Read about the midnight mania here.

Check out these pictures of the IMAX in London below. No doubt about it, Halo 3 is the game for Christmas 2007.

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SOCIAL MOBILITY

 

It is interesting to see the remnants of a feudal society so prominently embedded into modern day culture, the concept of Lords and Ladies, the monarchy and the associated class system (which may be taboo to speak of .. not sure). I broached the subject the other day with a question ‘Do the British see the wealth which the monarchy has accumulated as taken from them, built on the backs of the labor of the common man or as a proud part of history and theirs?’

The response after an awkward silence: ‘The Queen protects those estates and wealth for us’.

To date the monarchy is worth an estimated £2.7Bn and cost the taxpayer £88m a year. The Center for Citizenship has some very interesting views on the monarchy and why it continues to exist:

The wildest excuse for the existence of the monarchy is that "it interprets the nation to itself!" If that is so, we are a dysfunctional people, who lack the confidence needed for self-government, and prefer inherited status to success achieved through talent and hard work.

The monarchy also is commonly said to be a unifying force.

This argument is in part based on the idea that a head of state who is not elected is, therefore, non-partisan. An elected president, it is said, would not have the support of those who voted for another candidate. She would be unable to act as a unifying force therefore. This argument has always lacked force for republicans in particular as they are necessarily alienated by an hereditary head of state. Monarchist law bars them from parliament, the judiciary, the police and some military posts.

What credibility was left for this part of the monarchist case was eliminated in September 2002 by none other than the heir to Britain’s chief public office, Charles Windsor. It was revealed that he had been making determined efforts to use his status as the monarch’s son to persuade the government to change a number of its policies to match his beliefs. He had taken partisan positions on such issues as human rights laws, government regulations and the proposed ban on hunting foxes. The idea that as head of state when his mother died he would united the people of Britain as no politician could was shown to be invalid.

Monarchists have also claimed that the monarchy holds together the nations that make up the United Kingdom

Monarchical Britain has in fact been coming apart at the seams for some time. Scotland has successfully demanded its own parliament and may be moving towards independence. Wales has a strong nationalist movement. And Northern Ireland spent many years until recently in a state of near-war because of the desire of many of its people to unite with the republican majority of Ireland. During the weekend of queen Windsor’s 2002 jubilee celebrations her most loyal followers in Northern Ireland were rioting and shooting at the police.

Read the rest of the article here – fascinating stuff. The site goes on to speak about the components of the British democracy that are decidedly undemocratic. As a Canadian this is not unlike that which I hold in the lowest of regard and the highest of contempt – the home of nepotism – the Canadian senate:

The early Americans said that "All men are created equal" but failed to live up to the ideal. The British, with their European cynicism, have never really believed that an ideal was worth aspiring to. Although they like to think of themselves as presenting a model of democracy, their characteristic mistaking of "class" for quality has left them satisfied with something well short of perfection.

The highest public office, that of head of state, is open only to the members of the Windsor-Mountbatten family, the "royal" family. Although Britain now has large numbers of citizens of Caribbean, African and Asian origins, no Briton of African or Asian ancestry may become head of state. The monarchy is, quite simply, a racist institution.

The British like to refer to the British Parliament as the "mother" of legislative bodies. They mean to imply that the democratic legislature is their country’s gift to the world.

But that is far from being the truth. Britain has no written constitution to guarantee the rights of the people. And in fact Britain’s Parliament is so grossly undemocratic that the truth is hard to believe. Its structure reflects not the spirit of government of the people by the people but the ancient division of British society into "commoners" and aristocracy.

The legislative chamber for the democratically elected representatives of the people is known significantly as the "lower house," or the House of Commons. The "upper" house, the House of Lords is unelected. The government of Britain is thus divided between the common people and the Lords. And the House of Lords is really composed of people who call themselves "Lords." They believe that they are entitled to privileges of esteem and power. And they are recognised by the law of the land as having them!

None of these so-called lords have been elected to their positions in the legislature. Some were put there by the ruling party of the time. Some, incredibly, inherited their seats in the legislature from their fathers, who sat there before them!

No prize for deciding whether a country that tolerates this at the start of the twenty-first century can make any claim to be able to teach the world about democracy.

It is true to say that when the House of Lords gets too out of line with the wishes of the Commons, its decisions may be over-ruled, with some time and trouble. Nonetheless, here is a crew who have no right in a democratic society to any special say in the legislative process. A crowd whose presumptions would rule out them of consideration in any society with a truly democratic spirit. Yet in the "mother of democracies" they are allowed to initiate legislation as if they had been elected by the people. And to amend, obstruct and delay the laws proposed by the representatives of the people.

Not even in its elective government is Britain free from the power of inherited privilege. Every member of Parliament (like every police officer) must swear an oath of allegiance to the monarch. Republicans whose sense of honour will not permit them to lie about whom they owe their duty to, are thus excluded from representing the people.

While all of this carries on, the BBC bemoans the decline of social mobility, where the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer despite efforts to prop up the lower class who remain very much ‘classed’.

Social mobility is on the decline in Britain despite the expansion of higher education, says Tory David Willetts.

The shadow education secretary says opportunities have increased for middle-class women but not for the poorest in society.

In a speech to the National Extension College, Mr Willetts said the best way to help social mobility would be to get all primary children reading well.

He also stressed the importance of vocational training to encourage boys.

‘Reversing trend’

Explaining his fears about social mobility, Mr Willetts said: "Of course it is right to widen opportunities for women, but paradoxically at the same time this has strengthened some of the forces passing on income and wealth from one generation to the next.

"Increasing equality between the sexes has meant increased inequality between social classes."

Fascinating and perplexing personally. But that is why I am here, not to judge but to learn.

MINI SELECTION

 

The selection of a 2nd car has been an interesting process. We settled on our first car easily – it is a company car and I decided to take one for the team as we needed something big to get around in when we toured the country side. I went for the BMW 525d Estate – great car that is easily capable of hitting 120 (mph).

The 2nd car was a much tougher decision. What is needed for getting around town? Big or small? After testing a few different cars – BMW 1 Series, Audi A3, the mini was chosen for a very simple reason: size.

Over here the roads are VERY tight and the parking spots even tighter. A small car is amazing. Plus, this is a really cool car and the 25 degree – sunny weather they are having here (since July!) doesn’t hurt either ….

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CREAM

 

As I have stated, in most shops if you buy a coffee you can only get milk. I truly DETEST milk in my coffee. In the coffee shops in my office (which include a Starbucks), all they have is milk. Truly a single big gripe for me.

I had a breakfast meeting in the Ascot Starbucks this morning before an all day meeting and I asked ‘Any chance you have pouring cream for my coffee?’ She smiled and provided a magical answer ‘Yes’.

Made my day. Milk in coffee sucks (smile).

A UK COMPANY PICNIC

They don’t call it a picnic, they call it a ‘family fun day’ and they don’t have it at the local park, they have it AT WARWICK CASTLE! How cool is that?

The castle was founded in 1068 by William the Conqueror:

Legend has it that the first fortification of significance on the grounds of Warwick Castle was erected by Ethelfleda, the daughter of Alfred the Great, in the year 914. This almost certainly replaced older wooden fortifications which had proven ineffective against marauding Danes who sacked the town during the reign of her father. This fortification was part of a network built to protect the Kingdom of Wessex.

The remains of this ancient fortification can still be seen on Ethelfleda’s Mound, a mound of earth at the southern end of the castle’s courtyard. As intriguing as this legend is, the majority of the remains date from the period of Norman rule.

After the Norman Conquest of England in the 11th century, William the Conqueror appointed Henry de Newburgh as Earl of Warwick. During this time of change, a Norman motte-and-bailey fort was erected.

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The castle is amazing because it is owned by an event company who has converted the site into a tourist attraction. You can climb the walls and towers, visit the dungeon, go through the Ghosts Alive Exhibit (which scared the pants off me), explore the apartments and interior of the castle .. it is amazing. Then, you walk out to the company common area and enjoy food, drink, a hands on circus area, falconry demonstrations, train as a knight and try out armor and weapons of the era. Now .. that is a company picnic!

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A picture from the top of the mound.

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From the top of the highest tower – Guy’s Tower c. 1395:

Towers were the mainstay of a castle’s defensive system. Because they projected above and out from the wall, they gave archers a clear view downwards and sideways.

Guy’s Tower was built in the 14th century. It is twelve-sided, stands 39 metres high and has five storeys.

The first four storeys consist of a central stone-vaulted chamber with two small side rooms – one a gardrobe (toilet), the other probably a bedchamber.

The fifth storey is a hexagonal guardroom. During the Civil War the windows here were enlarged so that they could take small hand-held cannons.

To get to Guy’s tower you go on a 530 step journey that involves a crazy climb up the steepest steps I have ever climbed (Think of circular steps that wind around a very tight circumference for 39 metres .. tighter than this because the step goes from wide on the outside to tiny on the center).  They have this big warning sign (which I should have photographed about health – i.e. if not healthy, don’t do this. I am sure they lug 1 or 2 people down a month) …

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The jousting .. and I thought Medieval Times was cool ….

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Inside, lot of armor and bad pictures because I was using my uber compact and handy Xacti (which I love)

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Another from Guy’s tower. Imagine climbing up there in armor! As we were standing on the battlements I also commented to the family – imagine being up here, fighting a battle, with no railing behind you, blood and chaos around. We then looked over edge (i.e. if you were to fall backward into the center of the castle). It was 30 feet up .. a long, long, back breaking way.

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From the conservatory, a playful peacock.

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Breath taking stained glass is everywhere in the UK.

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I have the bridge covered.

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If you can read this, it is commenting on a display of Churchill who spent time in his youth at the castle.

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Explore the history here, and a ton of great photos of the castle here.

MEDIA CENTER EXTENDERS

 

Now that the house is settled, I can finish those last tasks – specifically finalizing the media configurations in the house. One significant frustration has been broadband access through the house. In the UK, they build houses the old way (our townhouse is 10 years old) – with plaster. The pro to plaster is that the house is sound proof and from room to room you get very little noise. The downside – good luck with wireless.

So I have been futzing around with wireless extenders and various options but my DSL provider does not like if you have a 3rd party router on the system and adding a wireless router attached to the DSL router has been complex to say the least (adding it to the DMZ did not work and on and on).

FINALLY I came across broadband over power. Very cool stuff. Plug the one end into a power adapter and the router, plug the other into the remote device and VOILA we have a network that is running at 200 Mbps and it is very reliable. This is key to me for streaming content from my Windows Vista Ultimate box (Where I keep all media – pictures, videos, etc.) to my living room where the XBOX 360 acts as an extender (Watch the video – it is very funny).

Personally, this is one of the coolest technologies I have. Complete access to my music, pictures and home videos from the living room. We will often sit there with music in the background and our pictures playing on the TV. People are always amazed and want it when they see it.

The next evolution of that is streaming video content which I am ripping to the machine – the problem? No DIVX support. Well – no more … Engadget writes about Media Center support for DivX and XviD here and here. ZUNE software already supports it which means XBOX can’t be far behind and a rumor is that it is before Christmas (wink).

If you are interested in the extender idea, you can read about it on the XBOX site or here. Dead simple and totally cool … and yes, it actually looks like that on my 52" Aquos (smile).

PRICELESS

 

The price to fill my car? £60. That is $132. I will never complain about Canadian gasoline taxes again. Thank goodness for the company gas card (I love Europe).

The price to get the boy’s hair cut at the Aveda salon down the street last minute? £50 or $120 CDN.

Seeing The Police at the open air Twickenham Stadium last night? Priceless.

MY CAR IS HAUNTED

 

A few weeks ago my new corporate car was delivered, a BMW 5 series (I love Europe). I went for diesel (because everyone does) and have been enjoying it until I realized … it is haunted.

Whenever I am driving the radio will randomly come on. One moment it is quiet, the next moment some local radio station is blaring the traffic. I shut it off. A few minutes go by, it comes back on. Or I am listening to my Zune (there is an auxiliary in jack) and all of a sudden it will switch to a radio station blaring the traffic.

With a new car, this is particularly annoying as I thought it was broken. The guys in the office had a good laugh when I told them about my haunted car. Turns out that the UK has a system called the RDS (Radio Data Systems):

RDS: The Radio Data System

The development of RDS started some 20 years ago in the European Broadcasting Union, EBU. The developers aimed at making radio receivers very user-friendly, especially car radios when these are used where a transmitter network with a number of alternative frequencies (AF) are present. In addition listeners should be enabled to see the programme service name (PS) on an eight character alpha-numerical display and the transmitter frequency information, displayed on non-RDS radios, is then only used, in the background, by an RDS radio. All this has become possible by the using, for many years, microprocessor controlled PLL tuner technology, permitting a radio to be retuned within milliseconds. During this process the audio signal is muted which, because of the short time, is usually not detected by the ear. Thus, the radio is able to choose the transmitter frequency, among a number of alternatives that gives the best reception quality. It is also ensured that the switch-over is made to exactly the same programme service by performing a kind of identity check using the programme identity (PI) code.

Travel information with RDS is possible using the Travel Programme (TP) and Travel Announcement (TA) flags. Information is broadcast for motorists, identified in parallel with the ARI system with the corresponding RDS features TP/TA. But ARI is now being replaced on a European scale, and its operation ceased in 2005. Although there are still some ARI stations in operation in some parts of Germany, this will no longer be so in 2007.

RDS is also used for the digitally coded Traffic Message Channel (TMC), which is introduced all over Europe within funded European Union projects.

Once a radio is tuned to a programme service broadcast within a network, using the RDS feature.

Enhanced Other Networks (EON) additional data about other programmes from the same broadcaster will be received. This enables the listener, according to his choice, to have his radio operating in an automatic switch-mode for travel information or a preferred Programme Type (PTY, e.g. News) and this information comes from a service that, at a given time, does not necessarily contain such travel information nor broadcasts the desired programme type.

The RDS travel information – which keeps taking over my radio is described as:

Travel Information. A very useful bit of information sent, is something called the ‘TA flag’. Standing for Traffic Announcement, this can be switched on when a radio station starts a travel report, and switched off at the end. The practical upshot of this, is that your RDS radio can switch to a station carrying travel news, or in a car, pause a cassette or a CD, when local travel news is broadcast. For more, see below.

Now, if I could just figure out how to turn this government funded service off!

ROYAL HOLLOWAY SANITARIUM

 

Everywhere you go in England you see something interesting, consider the Royal Holloway Sanatorium, which is viewable from my home (we actually live on these grounds):

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Built in 1885 by Thomas Holloway for ‘mentally afflicted persons’ and designed by W.H. Crossland who also designed the Royal Holloway University of London, it was founded at his wife’s encouragement to do good works with his money.

It is now the center of a housing development with apartments and gym facilities – but remains well maintained, the benefit of a very strict heritage program in the UK. Of interest, Bill Bryson who’s humorous books on travel to the UK and Europe are famous met his wife while working at the sanitarium

How did Thomas make his money? He was a salesman ….

Holloway had made his fortune from the sale of his pills and ointment, both designed to cure all ills. Where Holloway differed from other ‘quack medicine’ vendors was that he was one of the earliest entrepreneurs to appreciate the value of advertising. He spent huge amounts of money promoting his cures throughout the world and, as a result, reaped huge rewards. Holloway was also a man with a conscience and he spent a considerable portion of his fortune on ‘good deeds’.

The inside of the building is breathtaking …. Amazing and now part of our daily life.

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THE ALGARVE

 

A few weeks ago we found ourselves in that awkward in-between time during a move. We were in our new home with rental furniture, had unpacked the things that were air shipped over, were awaiting the arrival of our container and were exhausted from the last 3 months. We therefore decided to go on a quick vacation.

From the UK, you can go anywhere quickly. Surprisingly enough, Egypt and Dubai are only 4-5 hours away (That will be the spring destination). We landed on Portugal and the Algarve as it was close, hot and has beautiful beaches. We were not disappointed.

Thinking back on the trip, a few key things come to mind about Portugal:

  • The beaches are beautiful and the scenery spectacular. There were towering cliffs, beautiful sunsets and long beaches with soft sand. We spent hours exploring every nook and cranny of the cliffs, rocks and trees. The boys loved it: washed up crabs, shells, unique rocks, really cool bugs and hermit crabs …. 

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  • The water is very, very cold. There is only one strategy – run in.
  • I learned about the blue flag beaches (a quality standard for beaches in Europe) and that many of Portugal’s beaches are public. It was busy on our beach, but it provided interesting insight into the culture as the locals emerged with their families to hang out on the beach. It was refreshing to see so many families playing on the beach together …

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  • My sandcastle strategy failed due to the tides. In the Algarve the tides go out in the morning and come in dramatically through the day (changing the beach landscape by 40 or 50 feet) making it almost impossible to build a castle that would last the day .. so I got my exercise.

I will miss the gelato (which we had 2X a day) ….

WEIGH THE PIG

 

A colleague mentioned this British saying in passing yesterday. The phrase is used to refer to efforts that are made that do not progress toward a goal.

It was explained to me in the context of useless meetings where no decisions are made. The meetings simply acquire redundant updates or ‘weigh the pig’ each time but never do the real work that makes progress such as fattening the pig, making the pig healthier or solving big issues.

Good saying. I hate weighing the pig, I get testy in those meetings …. and am testy quite a bit these days (smile).

THE SCAM

 

As part of the move we sold a few thing and used a site called ‘The SuperShopper’ which is this great site which publishes a weekly booklet for you to peruse. Less efficient than eBay, but great as it is localized (Ontario). While selling, I almost got sucked into a scam that went like this:

1. Scammer sends me money for the item via moneyorder from MoneyMart. Turns out these can be acquired with a fake check. So, they can buy them with a check, send me the order and bounce the check – never giving MoneyMart the money.

2. Pondscum scammer ‘accidentally’ sends me too much money then asks for me to cash it and send back the balance – removing my fair share and a little for my trouble.

My wife picked up on what was going on (I was going to deposit them, let it all clear my bank and then follow the steps). In the rush to move, I did not even really notice. But then we dug in and it became clear.

I could see how they can prey on people who are greedy (trying to take some of the money) or naive. Interesting experience. Of interest, there is a hotline to report this stuff – but they never returned our email or calls. I guess this is really common.

The thread is below .. enjoy …

hello

we saw the pictures  and that is what i want for my kid brother  , do you have more pictures to send and since when have you been using it

we are presently on pilgrimage to Jerusalem but that is no problem

as we will get the payment for it  to you before friday this week so that you can besure we want it, we are relocating  to quebec to resume  to our new missionary posting so we will be  leaving  from here but we still have our belongings stored in a warehouse in  ontario  they will all be moved soon so we want it moved with our  things to quebec,

$400 is a good price

we can have can have our associate send you the full payment via money order this week before friday  if we can have the name and the address where the money will be sent to , thanks

 ,

God bless

robert & mary

hello

sorry for the delay,you will be getting the payment today via ups or tomorrow , so as  soon as you get the payment take it to the bank and cash it ,when you cash the payment withdraw the cash from the bank and send the remaning money to the moving  agent that will come for the pickup via MONEYGRAM, you will be given a reciept there,

Pls my associate contacted me that his seceretary  sent more money  than i told you that you will be getting she sent $2000 , she was suppose to send it to the warehouse where our things are  stored and also for the shipper  and the dog home but she sent all to  you, the balance is for the shipper and the same shipper  will be moving our stuffs  as well to Quebec from the warehouse and do from the dog home , he will have to pay them there before he can move our things , pls  deduct  the money for the cabinet which is $400 and also deduct  $100 for your  gas to the moneygram’s outlet where you will be able to send the remaining money to the mover

Here is the infomation of the shipper

Name MR JOHN TURNER

Address..441 Hargrave Street ,

             Winnipeg Manitoba ,Canada R3A 0X5 

HERE ARE SOME MONEY GRAM LOCATION NEAR YOU  WHERE YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY VIA MONEYGRAM TO THE SHIPPING AGENT.PLS TAKE THE CASH DOWN TO  THIS LOCATION  AND HAVE IT SENT BY MONEY GRAM, PLEASE DEDUCT THE MONEY FOR GAS AND OTHER CHARGES , NARDA kindly make sure the money is sent to the mover via moneygram

UNCLE BUCKS

27 DUNLOP ST W

BARRIE, ON  L4N 1A1

Tel: (705) 737-0038

Services Available:

Send MoneyTransfer

CANADA POST OUTLET #131229

524 BAYFIELD ST

BARRIE, ON  L4M 5A2

Tel: (705) 722-1163

Services Available:

Send MoneyTransfer

CANADA POST OUTLET #015814

320 BAYFIELD ST

BARRIE, ON  L4M 3C1

Tel: (705) 726-8830

Services Available:

Send MoneyTransfer

CANADA POST OUTLET #265969

128 PENETANG ST

BARRIE, ON  L4M 1V6

Tel: (705) 728-5407

Services Available:

Send MoneyTransfer

CANADA POST OUTLET #021083

279 YONGE ST

BARRIE, ON  L4N 7T9

Tel: (705) 739-7063

Services Available:

Send MoneyTransfer

ETHNIC SHOPPING

69 DUNLOP ST W

BARRIE, ON  L4N 1A5

Tel: (705) 792-6952

Services Available:

Send MoneyTransfer

Receive MoneyTransfer

 Hours

we are really sorry for the mix up , kindly make sure the money is sent to him via moneygram  because that is the only way they acept payment if one is not there to pay in person and don’t mail by post  the money to him or any other services because he moves around and they have an account with moneygram.

when you get  to the address above ask them that you want to wire the money by money gram money transfer,money gram money transfer is a eletronic money transfer when you give them the cash they will give you a reference number for that transfer , the reference number  is what Mr TURNER  will use to receive the money at any money gram location closer to him because he moves around alot. make sure the money is sent my moneygram ONLY today .

thanks

SEPARATED BY A COMMON LANGUAGE

 

I was in all day meetings over the last couple days doing business reviews and at one point, due to presentations going longer, was starving. So, I popped onto Communicator and asked my assistant to bring over a sandwich and some chips. The request for chips was made by someone else – I don’t need them at lunch.

She arrived with sandwiches and french fries. You see, chips are french fries and crisps are chips in the UK. This article provides some very interesting insight into the differences in language. To share a few … they confuse me every day …. (smile)

British — North American:

aerofoil — airfoil
aeroplane — airplane
agony aunt — advice columnist
anticlockwise — counter-clockwise
articulated lorry — tractor-trailer
asymmetric bars — uneven bars
aubergine — eggplant
blanket bath — sponge bath
bonnet (of car) — hood
boot (of a car) — trunk
bowls — lawn bowling
brawn (the food) — headcheese
breeze block — cinder block
bumbag — fanny pack
candy floss — cotton candy
car park — parking lot/garage
central reservation — median strip
chips — French fries
cling film — plastic wrap
common seal — harbor seal
consumer durables — durable goods
cornflour — cornstarch
cot — crib
cotton bud — cotton swab
cotton wool — absorbent cotton
courgette — zucchini
crash barrier — guardrail
crisps — chips or potato chips
cross-ply — bias-ply
current account — checking account
cut-throat razor — straight razor
dialling tone — dial tone
double cream — heavy cream
double-declutch — double-clutch
draughts — checkers
drawing pin — thumb tack
drink-driving — drunk driving
driving licence — driver’s license
dummy — pacifier
dustbin — trash/garbage can
eat in (of restaurant) — for here
engaged (of a telephone) — busy
estate car — station wagon
ex-directory — unlisted
eyebath — eyecup
financial year — fiscal year
fire brigade — fire department
firelighter — fire starter
fringe — bangs
full board — American plan
gear lever — gearshift
green fingers — green thumb
groundsman — groundskeeper
holidaymaker — vacationer
hundreds and thousands — sprinkles
indicator (on car) — turn signal
Joe Bloggs — Joe Blow
Joe Public — John Q. Public
jump lead — jumper cable
ladybird — ladybug
level crossing — grade crossing
lift (in building) — elevator
lolly (lollipop) — Popsicle (trademark)
loo — john
maize — corn
mangetout — snow peas
maths — math
monkey tricks — monkeyshines
motorway — expressway/freeway
mum — mom
nappy — diaper
noughts and crosses — tic-tac-toe number plate — license plate
off-licence — liquor store
opencast — open-pit
paddling pool — wading pool
pay packet — pay envelop
pedestrian crossing — crosswalk
petrol — gasoline/gas
physiotherapy — physical therapy
plain chocolate — dark chocolate
plain flour — all-purpose flour
post code — zip code
postal vote — absentee ballot
poste restante — general delivery
press-up — pushup
punchbag — punching bag
pushchair — stroller
queue — line
razor shell — razor clam
real tennis — court tennis
recorded delivery — certified mail
reverse the charges — call collect
reversing light — backup light
room only — European plan
roundabout (in road) — traffic circle
rowing boat — rowboat
sailing boat — sailboat
self-raising flour — self-rising flour shopping trolley — shopping cart skirting board — baseboard
sleeping partner — silent partner
splashback — backsplash
storm in a teacup — tempest in a teapot
surtitle — supertitle
terraced house — row house
toffee apple — candy apple
trainers — sneakers
tram — streetcar or trolley car
transport café — truck stop
twelve-bore — twelve-gauge
vest — undershirt
waistcoat — vest
white spirit — mineral spirits
windscreen — windshield
worktop — countertop
zebra crossing — crosswalk
zed — zee

A GREAT COFFEE

 

As I blogged in the past, I am a quality coffee convert and find it difficult to carry on without a great cup of coffee in the morning. I only drink 1 or 2 cups a day – so it needs to be good.

The last few months in the UK have seen our family revert to the old style of coffee (in this case, using a French press) and it was rather awful. This was further exacerbated by our confusion over cream. You see, the British LOVE their cream but they love it for their food – not their coffee.

In fact, if you walk into a shop and ask for a coffee with cream they grab some monster 50% clotted cream and drop it in. The supermarkets are not much better, shelves and shelves of creams but which to use? Finally, at the Waitrose where we have decided to shop thanks to their great selection of specialty products, we found it – they call it ‘pouring cream’ which I believe is around 10%.

But after a month, it was decided that a new coffee maker was needed (We sold the old one in Canada as the power transformer it needed would have taken up half the kitchen counter – they draw a ton of power!). After much research I settled on the Jura Impressa F70 which the guy at UK Coffee called a good ‘compromise’ between the high end and mid range. I guess that my handing over an arm and a leg was also a good ‘compromise’.

Despite the high price, I have to admit that I am BLOWN AWAY on two fronts:

1. You can adjust everything with a simple flip of the dial. I love that a dial allows me to control how many ML goes into every cup.

2. It comes with an automatic milk frother. This contraption is quite simple – put a cup of milk beside the machine and turn the knob. The steam builds and through a vacuum sucks the milk up the tube and fires it out of the nozzle frothed. Now, do I get the satisfaction of making the perfect frothed milk? No. But if I a wanted, I could, it has the same attachment. But what I do get is a simple system that provides amazing froth in seconds and candidly, it has a much better touch than I ever had. Amazing – and yes, my coffee does look like that (wink).

JURA IMPRESSA F70

 

Now I know you are saying, it is mad to spend that much on coffee. I look at it this way – $3 per day at Starbucks adds up really fast. This thing will pay for itself in about 2 years .. and in the meantime, if I want a GREAT cup of coffee, it is 1 button away. Plus, I love a great cup of coffee and if you cannot indulge here and there, why work so hard?

Cheerio.

CCTV

 

When we were over on our house/school hunting trip in May we watched a documentary on CCTV use in Britain. It walked through the evolution of CCTV in Britain and showed some scary footage – used to capture criminals. According to the UK HomeOffice site, the goal of CCTV is as follows:

Welcome to the Home Office CCTV website. The crime Reduction Programme CCTV Initiative provided over £170 million worth of funding to over 680 CCTV schemes. These schemes will be an important tool in the fight against crime in town centres, shopping centres, rural areas, car parks and transport links across England and Wales.

According to this site, the UK has more than 4 million cameras and if you walk through London you will end up on more than 300 cameras. In the documentary, they showed how CCTV was used to print each vehicle as it entered London, flagging suspicious vehicles (i.e. flagged criminals, stolen vehicles, etc.) in under 20 seconds.

Wikipedia has an interesting write up on the history of CCTV noting:

After the bombings of London on 7 July 2005, CCTV footage was used to identify the bombers. The media was surprised that few tube trains actually had CCTV cameras, and there were some calls for this to be increased.

The interesting evolution of the CCTV is the ‘talking CCTV’. In the documentary, they showed a few drunk revelers staggering down the street and one grabbing a sign and taking it with him until the CCTV called out ‘You, in the blue shirt, you are being monitored by the police. Put that sign back’. He spun around, shocked and then slowly put it back … worth a laugh.

On a personal level, they don’t bother me. There are many sites that make the big brother connection, but one has to wonder – if you are not doing anything wrong – who cares? All I had to watch was this man standing alone at 12PM after a nightshift at a bus stop when 4 hooligans came out of nowhere and attack him viciously – all caught on camera. Five minutes later, all 4 of them were in custody and an ambulance was on site.

The Science Museum had a different view of the CCTV ..

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SCIENCE MUSEUM: London

 

This weekend is a long weekend in England and we took the time to tour the London Science Museum. On the train ride into London we chose this exhibit as the Science of Spying exhibit is coming to an end September 2nd.

                                     The Science of Spying

The interesting thing about this museum and the Natural History Museum is that they are both free. The majority of the exhibits are free to tour with the facilities generating revenue through government sponsorship and the ‘special’ events. For example, it was £32 to go through the spying exhibit ($70CDN).

It was a fascinating tour where they took you through a mock mission, exposed a multitude of interactive stations and of course, offered an interesting selection of spy gadgets for purchase at the end. The boys chose the edible paper. What they found out was that it may be edible, but it tastes awful.

We will need to go back, we spent 4 hours there and barely scratched the surface. As we exited, we came across the naval and aeronautics area. Spitfires, Hurricanes, Harrier Jumpjets …. We need to go back. The pictures below are washed out, it was getting late and they were rushing us. Next time ..

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I remain amazed at the architecture – just a common building in the area. Note the detail on the brickwork …

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SPORT

 

I have been told that to become truly British (As in British Empire style), I need to learn a few sports: football (never say soccer), rugby and cricket with their 5 day matches.

The following was sent to me: Cricket explained to the foreigner:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

 

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NEW ELEMENT: Administratium

 

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium".

Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

You will know it when you see it.

RED FACED

 

I heard a great saying recently: "Better red faced once than pink faced 1,000 times"

What a brilliant saying and it encapsulates a personal motto. I don’t like surprises and as I have blogged before, I am a big believer that good news should travel fast, bad news faster.

In a bad situation, bring it out QUICKLY and make sure you have a plan to fix it. This approach has the following benefits:

1. It Increases credibility. People will come to trust you to tell it like it is when it is good or bad.

2. Rallies people to your cause. More often then not, people will rally to your cause which also spreads accountability. If you try to fix it on your own, you fail on your own. If you get everyone helping you, you win or lose together.

3. Sets the right expectations. There is nothing worse than surprising someone when they are expecting it to be different.

A simple approach that many miss, especially when forecasting.

ONE MORE WINDSOR NOTE

 

While at Windsor I was taking a video of the guard and noticed as he marched that his trousers were ripped! I started to laugh and said to Narda and the boys ‘Maybe I should tell him?’

The boys taught me a lesson, they thought my laughing was mean and that if I went and told him he would be embarrassed. Funny, I stepped back and realized that they were right – my laughing at that poor guys predicament was wrong. A lesson I was glad for.

He has a rip in his pants

A TRIP TO WINDSOR

 

We did our first ‘tourist’ event two weeks ago when we made a trip to Windsor castle. The town of Windsor is beautiful and according to some of our new neighbors, it is the place to go shopping.

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Throughout the village, that surrounds the castle, are these old, multi-color buildings that have been converted into restaurants and shops. I marvel at how the below building is commonplace in the UK but steeped in history. Imagine what it would have been like in the 1400s?

 Bad food from a very old restaurant - remember to order a salad! 

I walked through the building while we waited for our food and was amazed at the huge wood beams and brickwork that was hundreds and hundreds of years old. That being said, the food was awful (smile).

We spent the afternoon touring the castle and the boys loved it. After all, who would not love touring a castle with the arrow slits, huge walls, guards and myriad of sites?

View from the murder hole

St George's Gate

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At the entrance to the castle you are handed a listening device (With 2 tracks, one for children – one for adults). As you tour through the castle you see numbered spots (Approximately 35) where you stop, hold the device to your ear and listen to the history. It was fascinating as it talked about the history of the castle, the defense benefits to being on a hill, what each room held and was used for (i.e. Where the king or Queen would dress) and the lore of the castle. It brought the castle to life and allowed us to avoid standing in one of those huge crowds while straining to hear a tour guide slowly (and painfully) guide you through.

Inside the castle apartments, no pictures were allowed, which is too bad. It is spectacular, filled with armor, weapons and priceless treasures (Collected over the century as the British Empire expanded). It was also fascinating to learn that all areas of the castle remain in full use. When dignitaries come, it will all be rearranged and used to host dinners and parties. Imagine being hosted at Windsor castle by the Queen?

All in all, a great start. We spent 3 hours there and plan to go back again in 6 months. We did not get through it all.

St Georges Church

St. George’s chapel was closed, it was Sunday ….. I will catch a service there one day.

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Notice the crooked house on the right ….

The leaning house

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A cannon from an old ship …

Cannon from an old ship

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MOVING

 

We arrived back from the Algarve on Thursday night, the rental guys cam in and moved out our rental furniture so that the moving company could complete the last leg of our moving journey this morning – the big move in.

Not sure where it will all go as he place is a bit smaller than in Canada (The UK is an island!) nor do I envy the movers. They need to drop the container at the roadway and shuttle in the contents on a small van – load by load. It will be a long day for them!

It will be nice to be settled, finally.

A BENEFIT OF MOVING

 

We are on our way to Portugal and the Algarve for a week. A vacation that is long overdue. It looks like a beautiful spot, trip report on my return. It will be an eventful few weeks as we are off to Ireland right after that.

A description of the Algarve:

The Algarve is hilly, but traversed with rich valleys. Its highest point is the mountain range of Monchique, with a maximum altitude of 906m (Peak of the Fóia).

It is composed of 5,412 square kilometres with approximately 410,000 permanent inhabitants (density of 76 inhabitants per square kilometre). This figure increases to over a million people at the height of summer due to an influx of tourists.

The region is also the home of the Ria Formosa lagoon, a nature reserve of over 170 square kilometres and a stopping place for hundreds of different birds.

The Algarve is a popular destination for tourism, primarily because of its beaches, Mediterranean climate, safety and relatively low costs. The length of the south-facing coastline is approximately 155 kilometres. Beyond the westernmost point of Cape St Vincent it stretches a further 50 kilometres to the north. The coastline is notable for picturesque limestone caves and grottoes, particularly around Lagos, which are accessible by powerboat. Praia da Marinha, Lagoa was classified as one of the 100 most beautiful and well preserved beaches of the world. There are many other beautiful and famous summer places such as Albufeira, Vilamoura, Portimão, Lagos, Armação de Pêra, Quarteira, Monte Gordo and Tavira. It is also host to the annual Algarve Cup invitational tournament for national teams in women’s football.

And the weather is definitely the kind of weather I like. Let the sand castle building begin!

Algarve-1

BAILIFFSCOURT HOTEL & HEALTH SPA

 

I was at an offsite held at the Bailiffscourt Hotel & Health Spa in Climping. A stones throw from a pebble beach (which is really just a big beach with no sand and lots of rocks) it was introduced as ‘the fake Bailiffscourt’.

In a country of 400 year old buildings, it would appear that a building built in the 1920’s is a faker. The history:

Built in the 1920’s by the late Sir Walter Guinness – a family retreat, and an architectural wonder. Original stone and wood work was gathered from all over England to make up the series of buildings that is Bailiffscourt.

Gothic mullioned windows overlook the rose clad courtyard, whilst narrow passageways lead you through a series of intimate lounges and sitting rooms.

Many of the public rooms feature open log fires, and a wealth of fine antiques, tapestries and abundance of fresh flowers throughout the hotel.

Climping Beach is a few minute walk away and for the sailing enthusiasts Littlehampton Marina, is just five minutes drive away and Chichester Harbour a 15 minute drive from the hotel.

Set in 30 acres of parkland, with moats and small streams, there is an abundance of wild life to be seen, all of which is closely guarded by our own peacocks.

The unofficial story was that Sir Walter didn’t want people ruining his beach. So he bought up a bunch of land and built the retreat. It is an amazing retreat and to me, looked very genuine and very old. As for their peacocks, I can attest to their presence. They left their calling card all over my car.

A few pictures here.

Bailiffscourt 'My Room'

THE DRIVE TO CLIMPING

 

I had the good fortune to go to an offsite over the last 2 days in Climping, West Sussex. The drive to Climping was an interesting one. It was only 56 miles (Have not changed the loaner car’s navigation to KM yet) but was about 1 hour and 45 minutes as no drive in the UK is simple.

The drive involved short bursts of speed and then a roundabout. This makes for interesting driving (You must always pay attention) but also means that you get to truly experience an area. It is a much different drive than one in North America where you whip down a highway with the towns passing by unknown and untouched by your eye.

I found myself looking intently at the homes, villages and scenery as I passed by. Unfortunately, I forgot my proper camera but have gotten in the habit of carrying an older 4MP Canon for an emergency.

As I drove I passed this home and had to turn around and snap a few pictures linked here. The sign said ‘Duchess Lodge’ and the stone fence extended a few miles back to another such structure. I can only surmise that it was at one point a guard tower for a crown property.

Note the television aerial on the top (smile). Amazing.

Duchess Lodge

30 RANDOM WAYS TO BE HAPPIER

 

An interesting read here, found on Wil Wheaton’s site. A few that stand out to me:

2. Let go of your need to make all the choices all of the time. Other people have better ones sometimes.

10. Love what you love. Don’t trick yourself or others.

11. Cut out people that bum you out.

14. Ignore social constraints if more convenient or sensible than abiding by them.

15. Learn to play D&D.  If you’re already laughing this one off, learn it immediately. (This one really cracks me up, I know how to play D&D, I did it all through junior and senior high school)

16. Feel free to simply let parts of your past go.

17. Get rid of the stuff you’re hoarding. It’s an emotional drain. (Moving really helps)

21. Whoever makes you happy most of the time, that’s "the one."

From the comments section, an addition:

8. Don’t ever begrudge anyone their personal success, because their success may come in handy to you someday. (A good one that my wife and I have talked about. I would add ‘Be happy for their success’)

I also enjoyed his ‘I am a Macaholic’ blog. Read it here.

WHAT WILL I MISS

I was asked a few days ago what foods I will miss from Canada. Interestingly enough, none really. The Canadian food experience is a multi-cultural one, from all over the world. I may miss a few restaurants that I love like the great little Indian place in Barrie, but other than that, nothing sticks out in my mind.

The one thing I may miss is the convenience. Within 15 minutes I could buy anything that I need. Not so in Britain. Due to every building being 400+ years old, there is a certain lack of urban planning which means that finding the store that you need is very tough.

Case in point: yesterday our air shipment arrived (the Sharp Aquos looks amazing). One of the cables on our son’s new bike had come loose and after much futzing, I could not put it back together. So we had to find a bike shop and after speaking to the neighbours and the security guy, it became apparent that the closest bike shop was 25 minutes away (We don’t have broadband yet, so we could not use the internet).

Off we went and 3 minutes beyond our house Narda exclaimed ‘wait, there is a bike shop there!’. Now, obviously, this arose from the fact that we do not know the area and because we did not have an effective way to find information. However, in speaking with the bike shop owner on the topic he provided some insight.

The area where we live consists of many interconnected but independent villages and many people do not know what is in two or three towns over, because there are so many and it is a maze.

This is also very exciting. Going 5 minutes further means a whole new experience …

PHOTOSYNTH

I had the opportunity to see this technology demo’d about a year ago and it appears that it has come a long way. From Microsoft’s Live Labs, Photosynth is a technology that papers together pictures to create a 3D view.

From their site:

The Photosynth Technology Preview is a taste of the newest – and, we hope, most exciting – way to view photos on a computer. Our software takes a large collection of photos of a place or an object, analyzes them for similarities, and then displays the photos in a reconstructed three-dimensional space, showing you how each one relates to the next.

In our collections, you can access gigabytes of photos in seconds, view a scene from nearly any angle, find similar photos with a single click, and zoom in to make the smallest detail as big as your monitor.

You can now download the technical preview and play with it here.

For the photographer this creates a whole new world. Imagine going to a place and taking photos with a camera that records GPS based location data and then walking home and having the software patch together a 3D viewer. Very cool.

WET

According to this BBC article, the UK is having the wettest weather since 1766. For the record, 1766 is when the UK government started recording the weather. However, according to several articles that I read in the paper this weekend, summer starts in the UK August 15th where we should face sun and above average temperature.  

On a personal note, the family arrived in the UK late Friday night and we had an amazing weekend, with rain in the evenings and sun during the day. We closed off the weekend with a BBQ with some new neighbours.  

A great weekend.

As an aside, ‘Singing in the Rain‘ is one of my favourite old movies. 

                       

NO BROADBAND

The family is landed in the UK. The new house is furnished with rental furniture. Our air shipment sits in UK customs waiting to be released (hopefully soon, it has the new LCD, clothes and the kids bikes/toys!). The boat arrives in the UK last week of August.

In other words, we are in moving purgatory.

Next week they install Sky and our broadband service. Our phone was up and running from BT in less than 12 hours (Amazing). Which left a problem, how do I get any work done. The hole created by a lack of internet access is quite large (especially when you are trying to settle a house). My PALM TREO 750 is fine for email and some limited browsing, but what to do?

Use the phone as a broadband connection. Thanks to the simple ‘Internet Sharing’ tool, my phone is acting as a 3G internet access point. Simply plugged it into the laptop, Vista found the driver in 20 seconds and off it went. Not that fast, but fast enough.

Technology sure is wonderful (When I don’t mess it up!).

EVERY SUCCESS EVERY DAY

 
This ad was forwarded to me and it made an impression. I have always believed that it is in the little things that win the race. It is not that one big act that makes people successful, it is the thank-you card, the act of kindness, setting goals, a handshake and the right intentions that lead to success, a bit at a time.
 
                                     

THE LOGICAL STEPS TO A FULL SYSTEM UPGRADE

      

Being male, one of the first logistic thoughts to come to mind when the move was decided was that I can’t take over my old electronics gear. It is time for an upgrade.

Now I know, if you are not male, you are saying to yourself ‘Why are they interconnected?’ And as they say, if you have to ask the question … Well, you just won’t understand the answer.

STEP 1: So I started doing a ton of research (which, I have to admit, is a very fun part of the acquisition) and began with the plasma versus LCD. After much reading, I came to the following conclusion:

 

    • In a darker room a plasma is superior due to picture quality, depth of colour (blacks look better) and maturity of technology. But, in a bright light, they look washed out (Even the wicked Pioneer I was eyeing). And the arrival of the first kick butt 1080P plasma (Panasonic) is very interesting. The downside being that there are frequent write ups on the gas leakage causing a decline in picture quality over time (I don’t know if this is myth or not – was unable to determine) and the constant write ups about burn in (This is where the screen keeps the ghost of an image after it is gone. For example, put up a video game that has a static picture along the bottom and it could burn that image into the screen). This was a bigger issue a few generations ago but the concern in the industry remains. That being said, one must love the new price points.
    • LCD DLP was coming along and is an interesting lower cost technology if you have the room (it is not quite flat screen, about 14" deep). But, it is only 2nd generation and the first generation was plagued with problems. Pass.
    • LCD offers a brighter picture (which some see as a bit artificial because of the higher contrast) but in the past, was plagued with ghosting (i.e. The image moves too fast for the TV, so you get a bit of ghosting). What is interesting is that just as I prepared for the purchase, the new Sharp Aquos (Seen as the leader in the market)

      came out with their new DLP that supports 1080P AND has a 120HZ refresh rate (2X old LCDs) which completely eliminates the ghosting issue. Furthermore, LCD does not suffer from gamer burn in. Last was the price drop, the 2 52" LCDs I was looking at started at $4200CDN but were down to the $3600 range by the time I bought. You have to love competition.

So after much thought, going between a Samsung which had a higher contrast rate but a lower refresh rate and the Sharp, I decided on the Sharp. It is sitting in a box, waiting to head over to the UK (A true delayed gratification test).

 

STEP 2: This lead me to my next logical challenge: the Sharp has HDMI and if you want to watch true 1080P on the XBOX 360 HD DVD drive (Which I do, because I also bought the new BBC Blue Planet DVD), then you have to hook it up via the monitor (VGA) input cable or get a new XBOX 360 Elite and use HDMI. Of course the logical approach is an upgrade so off to search for a XBOX 360 Elite (they are sold out everywhere). I found one at a Blockbuster in Alliston.

STEP 3: Which lead to another problem. I also bought a multi region HDMI DVD player, I was going to quickly run out of HDMI slots! Plus, I would rather run everything through my receiver to make it simple with the Harmony remote. What to do? Upgrade the receiver to one that does HDMI switching and will convert a component signal to the HDMI cable. Now this is a tricky one, there are units that have HDMI switching but not all of them will allow you to take the component signal and ship it to the system via HDMI. So, I had the Future Shop guys plug in receivers and prove that it

works. Interestingly enough, the first 2 that they tried which they thought would work, did not. I landed on the Harmon Kardon 247. Can you imagine if I would have just trusted them, boxed it, shipped it to the UK, opened it up and it did not work? Strike one for taking the tie to make them prove it!

STEP 4: Realizing that a shiny new receiver really needs friends and our new townhouse is not like our current home where I have monster Infinity speakers that can break the windows, thanks to the room, it was clear that I needed to conserve space. And for that task, there is only one choice, a nice set of Bose speakers.

Interestingly enough, the toughest thing was trying to get a straight answer on whether the TV would work in Britain due to the PAL/NTSC difference in standards. Thank goodness that I have TV guys on my team and that Sky has a HDMI set top box.

Now, it all sits in a container, waiting for me. Logical right? 

VIRTUAL EARTH: NIAGARA FALLS

 

Somehow I found myself on the Virtual Earth blog and found the post on ‘Microsoft corking the bat’ quite interesting:    

If you think applications like Virtual Earth and Google Earth are simply fed raw data from remote sensing systems and manage to present the experiences they do you’ve been watching Minority Report too many times 🙂 Tweaking doesn’t even come close to doing justice to the enormous production process to get data from sensor to web. It’s understandable that most of us are completely unaware of this process; there would be a lot more vegetarians if we all had to kill what we eat. In the same way we are insulated from the gory details of the journey from farm to grocer, we don’t need to understand how to process imagery and data models of the Earth’s surface if all we want to do is cruise around in Virtual Earth and enjoy the experience. To appreciate this beautiful image of Niagara Falls we don’t need to be aware of the image processing that went into creating it:

  1. UltraCam is flown and captures the imagery with a prescribed set of overlap
  2. Pre ortho processing – ingest formatting, pan-sharpening (mutispectral brought to panchromatic resolution), radiometric normalization (images brought to similar spectral range)
  3. Orthorectification (surface and camera distortions removed from imagery and images are geographically referenced to a coordinate system)
  4. Orthomosaic (individual ortho images seamed and color balanced together)
  5. Final radiometric look up table (final spectral adjustment applied to entire mosaic)

The Virtual Earth team employs lots of people whose job is to make the sensor data collected represent the Earth as best as possible where automation breaks down. Rob Waterman is one of these guys. I asked Rob what goes into creating elevation models of the Earth’s surface:

My goal is to make the data represent real life as best I can. Specifically for Niagara I used three different input DEM sources and some well placed breaklines etc. to generate a single improved DEM for the area.  There is nothing "fake" about it.  I combined the best of all the data sources available to me to come up with the most realistic representation of the area (including ortho imagery for breakline placement and many oblique photos to help determine the most accurate/representative layout of the area).  I think we are here to generate the most accurate/realistic Virtual Earth we can and that means using the all the data available in an attempt to arrive at the "truth".

Read the full entry here. Check out the Niagara Falls pictures here. Beautiful.

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