• Dogleg .. smogleg .. I am going over those trees.
• My friend told me to get out of a sand trap, you just aim an inch behind the ball and swing like crazy.
• Laying up is for wimps. (Funny thing … when playing with the pro on 18 last week, I was 230 out from the green looking at some big ugly traps so I pulled out 5 iron to lay up and she said ‘Your not going to do that are you?’ … I had to laugh, her trying to goad me into a wood .. LOL .. A nice par).
• I think I got all the kinks out on the range.
• I can carry that lake.
• I always hit my 6 iron straight.
• I can reach this in two.
• I can’t see over the hill, but I am pretty sure no one is there.
• I heard you should always aim right at the hazard you should avoid.
• Why don’t we play from the tips?
• I better not leave it short.
• That’s it, I’m switching balls.
• Maybe it’s in the cup.
• I don’t see any water up there, time to break out the big lumber.
• Instead of punching out, I wonder if I can blast one between those two branches and then fade it back toward the hole.
• 50 bucks if you make that putt.
• There is absolutely no way I should use my 3 wood here. What the heck.
• I saw Tiger try this once.
• Mark it down, this is the day I break (Insert 100/90/80).

A few others I will add:

• So, you wearing the pink or red thong today?
• 50 bucks says he picks his nose.
• I was hitting it so well on the range or ..
• One of these days I will learn that I need to get to the range before I head out for a round.
• Great drive! Hold on ..come on .. hold on .. come left .. hold … too bad.
• I’m going for it.
• I play better after a few beers.
• Nice distance Sally (You ever see a female pro hit? I have).
• If I just par the next 3 holes, it will be the round of my life.
• Should have put the driver away on the range and practiced a few putts (Putts are 1/3 of the game!)
• Think I can make this?
• I really shouldn’t try this.
• I need a new set of clubs.
• The weights on this R7 are amazing. They have really helped my hook.

Via.