Overheard while walking down an aisle, past bedroom linens, in Elte Carpet on Saturday while preparing to pay too much for a kitchen table:
Lady on cell phone loudly: “Seriously Dear. Half of whatever he has accumulated during the time that you were together …..”
Heard over an hour later while walking out of Elte Carpets with my wallet lighter, in almost the exact same spot from the same woman who now has 2 or 3 other women standing around her:
“I know. Can you believe it? She is the nicest woman. Beautiful! Smart! And he went and …..”