In what can only be one of the most daft proposals I have ever seen, two leading sexual health charities in the UK are advocating compulsory sex education for children as young as four:

Julie Bentley, the Family Planning Association chief executive said ‘This is not about teaching four year olds how to have sex .. it’s like maths – at primary school children learn the basics so that they can understand more and more complex concepts at a later stage’

I read statements like this with an understanding that stupid people can be senior executives too.

On a lighter note, I was sitting in a presentation last week and a speaker made a great joke when talking about poor performance in an area of the business. He said ‘Our performance reminds me of high school sex. Everyone is talking about it, nobody is doing it’.

Julie Bentley, thanks for the laugh. I hope no one is listening to you.