Apple fanboys crack me up. For some reason, they just can’t get enough of talking about how great Apple is and how bad Microsoft is.

It is like a joke I heard about a place in Toronto called ‘the beaches’. A cool little community where people who live there cannot stop talking about how great it is compared to the rest of Toronto. The joke:

What is the most annoying thing about people who live in the beaches?

They won’t shut up about how great it is to live in the beaches.

Apple fanboys .. we get it. You love the platform. You think it is so much better than Microsoft. You think that everything that Microsoft does is just copying Apple. When Apple has a problem, you don’t care or acknowledge it, because to acknowledge a flaw is to desecrate nirvana. When Apple brings out a product, it is deemed revolutionary just because it is Apple – regardless of whether or not there are some really odd things about it that have been tried before and failed. But, because Apple is doing it .. it will succeed!

And, when someone comments on the Apple? They must not be enlightened.

Apple has done many things to be admired, their marketing is brilliant, iPOD? Great product. Creation of a rabid fan base, amazing. That same Apple fanboy group .. tired. Get over yourself – you are not unique because you use an Apple no matter how much you want to be. You are just annoying.

My favorite Apple parody video. Sorry!