LITTLE KNOWN

 

Got to love the web, little known Sarah Palin facts:

  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin only said she bought a tanning bed – in reality, it was a reverse tanning bed, powering all tanning beds everywhere around the world with the smoldering sun-kissed light from within Sarah Palin.
  • Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday – in an M1A1 tank
  • Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
  • Little Known Fact: @Scobleizer is Sarah Palin in drag.

Of course, what would it be without a Chuck Norris contribution:    This is a truly great day. Chuck Norris, the Man himself, has deigned to give an approving fist pump to us as chroniclers of the Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin. He cites his personal favorites as follows:

  • Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
  • Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
  • And my favorite: Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard – and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.

Via.

 

Late addition from GraphJam:

song chart memes

song chart memes

Comments

  1. Haha…."Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North", so very true!

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